Jake Johannsen - Stealth Bomber

  • Season 7 , Ep 9
  • 04/03/2003
  • Views: 3,246

Jake wants a real invisible plane. (1:13)

Jake Johannsen: THE BEAUTY OF MY

PLANS IS THAT WE COULD ACTUALLY

DO THEM, YOU KNOW?

SOME OF THE STUFF--

I'M SKEPTICAL ABOUT SOME OF

THE THINGS WE SPEND OUR MONEY

ON NOW, OUR TAX MONEY?

THAT STEALTH BOMBER, THAT THING.

THE INVISIBLE PLANE--

$2 BILLION FOR AN INVISIBLE

PLANE THAT YOU CAN SEE.

(LAUGHTER)

YEAH.

I WOULDN'T MIND IF THEY JUST

SHOWED YOU AN EMPTY FIELD

AND LIKE HEY, EVERYBODY IT'S

THE STEALTH BOMBER, YOU KNOW.

NOW, I'M GETTING MY MONEY'S

WORTH.

BUT THEY DON'T.

THEY FLY IT OVER THE SUPER BOWL.

YOU KNOW, THEY'RE LIKE,

"LOOK, IT'S THE STEALTH BOMBER."

I'M LIKE, NOT INVISIBLE.

(LAUGHTER)

YOU KNOW, TURN IT ON.

(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)

YEAH.

YOU WOULD THINK FOR $2 BILLION,

THEY COULD BLINK IT ONE TIME

FOR US.

AND THEN MY FRIEND TELLS ME,

"NO, IT INVISIBLE TO RADAR,"

SO WE CAN BOMB PEOPLE AS LONG AS

THEY'RE NOT...LOOKING UP.

(LAUGHTER)

RIGHT--

WHICH IS TRICKY.

I GUESS WE GO IN FIRST AND

THROW OUT A BUNCH OF QUARTERS,

AND THEN WHEN THEY'RE ALL

RUNNING AROUND LIKE THAT.

(WHISTLES AND APPLAUSE)

YEAH.

EXACTLY.

THAT'S WHEN WE BOMB THE HELL

OUT OF THEM.

SO ANYWAY, YEAH, I MEAN,

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