- Good evening my fellow Americans.
With me as always is my anger translator, Luther.
- Now Americans have achoice to make this Fall
between myself and my opponent.
- I don't say his name.
Nigga's got 16 Super Pacs working for him,
let them say that shit.
- He has presentedhimself as a businessman
whose business experience will help the economy.
- You know, like a fox.
Whose fox experience will help him guard the hen house.
- But questions about his finances remain.
- Now I don't know nobody who owns a Swiss bank account
except for Goldfinger and Octopussy.
Y'all Republicans just nominated
a James Bond villain for President.
- I invite him torelease his tax returns
for the last 12 years as I have.
- Oh and by the way, I also released a birth certificate,
driver's license, proof of residence,
social security number,old Blockbuster card,
a yearbook from middle school, and a receipt for a bong
from a head shop in Kauai in 1976.
But you ask this mother fucker for his tax returns
and he just says, "Uh, No."
I did not realize that was an option.
- Thank you and may God bless the United States of America.
- I'm done, now you cango back to watching your
girl on girl, your black on white, your first timers,
gang bang, bukakee, facial compilations, you got what?
Luther why you always gotta sully the office