Exclusive - Obama's Anger Translator - S**t Mitt Romney Doesn't Say - Uncensored

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Obama invites his presidential opponent to release his tax returns via his anger translator Luther. (1:34)

(presidential music)

- Good evening my fellow Americans.

With me as always is my anger translator, Luther.

- Hi.

- Now Americans have achoice to make this Fall

between myself and my opponent.

- I don't say his name.

Nigga's got 16 Super Pacs working for him,

let them say that shit.

- He has presentedhimself as a businessman

whose business experience will help the economy.

- You know, like a fox.

Whose fox experience will help him guard the hen house.

- But questions about his finances remain.

- Now I don't know nobody who owns a Swiss bank account

except for Goldfinger and Octopussy.

Y'all Republicans just nominated

a James Bond villain for President.

- I invite him torelease his tax returns

for the last 12 years as I have.

- Oh and by the way, I also released a birth certificate,

driver's license, proof of residence,

social security number,old Blockbuster card,

a yearbook from middle school, and a receipt for a bong

from a head shop in Kauai in 1976.

But you ask this mother fucker for his tax returns

and he just says, "Uh, No."

I did not realize that was an option.

- Thank you and may God bless the United States of America.

- I'm done, now you cango back to watching your

girl on girl, your black on white, your first timers,

gang bang, bukakee, facial compilations, you got what?

Luther why you always gotta sully the office

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