Doug Benson - The Marijuana-Logues

  • Season 8, Ep 11
  • 03/04/2004
  • Views: 33,707

Doug doesn't want any pot-smoking vaginas at his show. (1:15)

Doug Benson: DRUGS ARE BAD.

HOW MANY PEOPLE HERE THINK THAT

MARIJUANA SHOULD BE LEGALIZED

BY APPLAUSE?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

YOU FIND OUT RIGHT AWAY WHO

THE STONERS ARE, 'CAUSE I SAY

BY APPLAUSE, AND THEY GO

"WHEEEEWWWWWW!"

[LAUGHTER]

I'M ACTUALLY TOURING THE

COUNTRY IN A SHOW RIGHT NOW

CALLED "THE MARIJUANALOGUES."

AND IT'S TRUE.

AND IT'S JUST LIKE "THE VAGINA

MONOLOGUES" BUT WITH POT

INSTEAD OF VAGINAS.

BUT VAGINAS ARE ENCOURAGED

TO ATTEND.

YOU KNOW, WE WANT VAGINAS IN

THE SEATS, BUT THE SHOW IS ALL

ABOUT POT.

AND WE DON'T WANT ANY

POT-SMOKING VAGINAS, BECAUSE

THAT'S DISGUSTING.

AND I SAW IT ONCE IN INDONESIA,

AND I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO GET

IT OUT OF MY HEAD.

UGH.

I RECENTLY CUT BACK ON MY POT

SMOKING, SEVERELY.

I RARELY SMOKE IT ANYMORE.

NOW, THE ONLY TIME I SMOKE POT

IS WHEN IT IS GIVEN TO ME BY

STRANGERS AFTER THE SHOW

TONIGHT.

[LAUGHTER]

IT'S THE ONLY TIME.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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