Air Force One's Special Perks

Tuesday, October 11, 2016 10/11/2016 Views: 285

The comedians envision the fancy features that presidential passengers get treated to on Air Force One. (1:12)

On this day in 1910, the firstpresidential airplane flight

was taken by Theodore Roosevelt,

who might bea time traveling Ken Bone.

We're not sure.

Well, soon enougha new president

will be makingthis plane their own,

and in Trump's case,probably installing

so much gold furnitureit won't be able to fly.

But this thing is loadedwith special features,

like a situation room,executive suite,

and private quarters. Or,as former President Bill Clinton

used to call it,Bubba's sky brothel.

So, comedians...

(imitates Bill Clinton): No,it's good. All the furniture--

you can just hose it off.

Uh, so, comedians,

I want you to tell us as manyAir Force One perks as you can

in 60 seconds, and begin.Al Jackson.

Sully is always the captain.

All right, points.Ron Funches.

You get to boardSouthwest group A, baby.

All right, points.Bobby Lee.

There's ashtraysfor Malia's weed.

All right, points.Ron Funches.

Uh, Dick Cheney'sHBO GO password.

Yes, points.Al Jackson.

Your frequent flier numberis one.

Ah, points, yes.

-Bobby Lee. -The seats go backmore than an inch.

All right, points. Ron Funches.

Uh, you can murder a TSA agentif you feel like it.