Blind Date at Quiznos

  • Season 1 , Ep 8
  • 04/18/2013
  • Views: 17,130

After setting up two people on a blind date at Quiznos, Nathan tries to combine love and product placement. (2:48)

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- EARLIER, I SET UPONE OF MY EMPLOYEES

ON A BLIND DATE,AND THE GIRL

I PICKED FOR HIMWAS SOMEONE

THAT I METON MY FAKE DATING SHOW--RACHEL.

- THERE'S NO ONE ELSE LIKE ME.[laughs]

- AS PART OF THE AGREEMENTWITH QUIZNOS,

SOLOMON WAS GONNA HAVE TO SAYSOME BRANDING CUES

FROM THE COMPANYDURING HIS DATE.

SO I GAVE HIMA HIDDEN EARPIECE

AND STATIONED MYSELFIN THE BACK ROOM

WITH A QUIZNOS MARKETING REPSO I COULD TELL HIM

WHAT TO SAYDURING HIS DATE.

I COULD TELL SOLOMONWAS NERVOUS,

BUT HE LOOKED FANTASTICIN MY GRANDPA'S SUIT.

I JUST HOPED THAT HE COULDHIT IT OFF WITH RACHEL.

- HI, MY NAMEIS SOLOMON.

- HI.

I'M RACHEL.

- YOU HAVE NICE EYES.

- OH, THANK YOU.

SO DO YOU.- THANK YOU.

- YOU COULD ASK HER IF--

"WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITEQUIZNOS SUB?"

- ALL RIGHT, IS THAT KINDOF WEIRD EARLY ON IN THE DATE?

I TRIED TO HOLD OFFTHE QUIZNOS REP AS LONG

AS I COULD SO SOLOMON AND RACHELCOULD REALLY CONNECT...

- HAVE YOU SEENTHE MOVIE CLICK?

- NO.

- OH, IT'S ABOUT, UM, A GUYTHAT GETS THIS REMOTE CONTROL,

AND HE CONTROL LIFE.

- OH, WOW, AWESOME.- YEAH.

- BUT, EVENTUALLY,SHE WAS JUST TOO PERSISTENT.

- DID YOU KNOWTHE BAJA CHICKEN HAS...

- CHEF-INSPIRED...- CHEF-INSPIRED SAUCES?

- DID YOU KNOW THE BAJA CHICKENHAS CHEF-INSPIRED SAUCES?

- OH, REALLY?COOL.

- HAVE HIM SAY,"MM, TOASTY."

- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

- SO, UM...

- WILL YOU SAY, "MM, TOASTY"AFTER YOU BITE IT?

- MM.

TOASTY.

- [chuckles]

- NOW, WE COULD TALKABOUT THE ARTISAN BREADS,

THE FRESHLY SLICED MEATSAND CHEESES--

- OKAY, I'M--I LOVE QUIZNOS,

AND I'M HAPPYTO DO THIS,

BUT CAN WE LET THEMDO THEIR THING FOR A BIT,

AND GET TO KNOWEACH OTHER?

- OKAY.

- BE GENUINE.BE YOURSELF.

SPEAK FROM THE HEART.

- DO YOU--DO YOU KNOW ANY POEMS?

- NO.

DO YOU?- YES, I DO.

"ROSES ARE RED,

"VIOLETS ARE BLUE.

NO ONE IS PRETTIERTHAN YOU."

- AW.THANKS.

- YOU'RE WELCOME.- THAT'S GOOD.

- YEAH, IF WE CAN THROW INTHE TAG LINE AGAIN.

- ALL RIGHT,WRAP IT UP, SOLOMON.

- SO, UH, IT SEEMS,

UH, THAT WE'RE DONE WITH...

WITH THE TASTY QUIZNOS...

SANDWICH.

- GREAT.

- YOU'RE REAL PRETTY

AND I WANTTO SEE YOU AGAIN.

- EVEN WITH THE AWKWARDNESSOF OUR PRODUCT PLACEMENT,

I WAS SO HAPPY THINGS WORKED OUTFOR SOLOMON.

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