Seth MacFarlane - Charlie's Obituary

Season 1 , Ep 101 09/19/11 Views: 621,114

Since Seth MacFarlane believes that there's a good chance Charlie Sheen will be dead soon, he has already written Charlie's obituary. (1:09)

YES WE'RE HERE TO HONOR,AND HOPEFULLY ARREST

A MAN WHO WAS GREATIN TWO THINGS 25 YEARS AGO,

CHARLIE SHEEN.

ACTUALLY,THERE'S A LOT OF SHEEN ON TV

THIS EVENINGWHEN THIS SHOW AIRS.

TONIGHT ON "TWO AND A HALF MEN,"

THEY'RE ACTUALLY HAVINGCHARLIE'S PRETEND FUNERAL,

BELIEVE IT OR NOT.

THERE'S NO NEEDTO SWITCH OVER, THOUGH.

JUST WAIT A FEW MONTHS.

YOU CAN PROBABLYSEE THE REAL THING.

[laughter]

I MEAN, WE ALL KNOWTHERE'S A GOOD CHANCE

CHARLIE WILL BE DEAD SOON,

SO I WROTE AN O--AN OBITUARY.

"CHARLIE SHEEN,WHO BECAME A TABLOID FIXTURE

"DUE TO HIS PROBLEMSWITH DRUGS AND ALCOHOL,

WAS FOUND DEADIN HIS APARTMENT--"

ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I KIND OF ACTUALLY JUST COPIEDAMY WINEHOUSE'S OBITUARY.

IT'S--IT'S--I ONLY HADTO CHANGE THREE THINGS, THOUGH.

THE SEX OF THE DECEASED,THE LOCATION OF THE BODY,

AND THE PART THAT SAYS,"A TALENT THAT WILL BE MISSED."

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