Ty Barnett - Wine Tasting

  • Season 10, Ep 2
  • 02/16/2006
  • Views: 12,902

Ty describes his experience at a wine tasting. (2:17)

SO I'M TRYING TO DO MORE THINGS THAT THEY DO OUT THERE.

SO, LIKE, I WENT WINE TASTING, YEAH, YEAH.

NO, IT WAS WEIRD, COOL BUT WEIRD.

'CAUSE I WAS LIKE BLACK GUY NUMBER FIVE.

SO, IT'S LIKE DISNEYLAND 'CAUSE LIKE EVERYBODY KN I WAS JUST VISITING.

IT WAS LIKE, "LOOK MARGE, THERE'S ANOTHER ONE." [CLICK]

[LAUGHTER]

THEY'RE ASKING ME TO TAKE PICTURES WITH THEIR KIDS.

- I'M LIKE-- "ARRRR, HA-HA-HA!" - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

BUT FOR THE PEOPLE THAT DON'T KNOW

IT'S JUST LIKE THE MOVIE SIDEWAYS

WHERE LIKE THEY'LL DRIVE TO THE VINEYARD, DRINK AND DRIVE.

AND THERE WERE NO COPS ANYWHERE.

I'M LIKE, "THAT'S HOW YOU GET AWAY WITH IT?

I GOTTA TRY THAT IN CHICAGO."

"YOU BEENDRINKING TONIGHT, SIR?"

[SLURRING] "NO, JUST TASTING.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I GOT SOME CHEESE AND CRACKERS IN THE BACK."

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

BUT I DIDN'T KNOW THE PROCESS. BUT APPARENTLY THE PROCESS IS

YOU LIKE PAY YOUR $5, THEY GIVE YOU A GLASS.

SO, I PAID MY $5. THEY GAVE ME A GLASS.

BUT LIKE THEY ONLY POURED THIS MUCH IN THE GLASS.

I'M LIKE "I JUST GAVE YOU $5."

HE'S LIKE, "NO, NO, NO,IT'S FOR A TASTE."

"I'M GONNA NEED TO TASTE SOME MORE 'CAUSE IT'S LIKE $5."

HE'S LIKE, "NO, NO, YOU DO IT LIKE THIS." SO LIKE HE SIPS IT.

AND HE'S LIKE...

[SOFT VOICE] "LET IT BREATHE.LET IT BREATHE."

BUT FROM THAT LITTLE BITTY THING THEY KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT THE WINE

LIKE WHAT VINEYARD IT CAME FROM,

WHO WAS [BLEEP] IN THE VINEYARDWHEN IT HAPPENED,

IF THE GUY THAT STOMPED THE GRAPES HAD A CORN ON HIS TOE.

I'M LIKE "DAMN THEY'RE GOOD."

WHAT IF YOU COULD DO THAT WITH WEED?

[LAUGHTER]

BE LIKE, "DON'T BREATHE.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

"THIS IS '96 CHRONIC, DUDE. THAT'S WHAT THIS IS.

- THAT'S WHAT THIS IS." - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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