Rocky LaPorte - Very Rustic

  • Season 9 , Ep 18
  • 06/09/2005
  • Views: 8,334

WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK?

THEY SHOULD CALL IT,

WHEN STUPID PEOPLE GET BIT,

YOU KNOW THAT.

[LAUGHTER]

THEY'RE IDIOTS.

THEY DO ANYTHING.

THE GUY'S LIKE, "HEY HONEY,

I'M GOING TO PUT PORK CHOPS IN

MY PANTS, GO SIT BY THE LION.

TAKE SOME PICTURES."

[LAUGHTER]

I DON'T LIKE THE WILD AND COUNT.

WE WENT HIKING A COUPLE OF

MONTHS AGO AND WE STAYED IN A

RUSTIC CABIN.

I FOUND OUT RUSTIC MEANS

"OLD PIECE OF [BLEEP]".

SO A LITTLE TIP FOR YOU THERE.

[LAUGHTER]

[CLICKS TONGUE]

AND UH...

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

YEAH.

SO UH...

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

PEOPLE ARE NUTS.

YOU EVER HAVE SOMEBODY

GIVE YOU A COMPLIMENT AND YOU

DON'T KNOW 'EM AND THEY YOU FEEL

YOU GOTTA PAY 'EM ONE BACK?

THIS LADY COMES UP TO ME,

SHE GOES, "HEY" SHE GOES,

"YOU'RE HANDSOME."

I'M LIKE, "HEY, THANKS.

YOU UH, YOU GOTTA A NICE HAT.

[LAUGHTER]

IT'S VERY RUSTIC."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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