TOLD YOU THAT livescience.com

HAS DISCOVERED THAT SAUSAGES

WITH BABY POOP IN THEM ARE

SURPRISINGLY HEALTHY FOR YOU.

I ASKED YOU TO WRITE A YELP

REVIEW OF A RESTAURANT THAT

SERVES BABY POOP SAUSAGE.

ANDY DALY.

>> THE SAUSAGES WERE DELICIOUS,

BUT WHEN WE ASKED TO MEET THE

BABY THAT PROVIDED THE POOP, IT

REFUSED TO COME TO THE TABLE.

THAT'S JUST RUDE.

THREE STARS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Chris: MAN, BABIES ARE

ASSHOLES!

NATASHA.

>> NOT A FAN OF THIS SMALL

BATCH ARTISANAL MILK FED FETUS

POOP, BUT IT'S STILL BETTER THAN

VEGAN FOOD.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: WELL DONE.

MR. CORDDRY.

>> COME FOR THE BABY POOP, STAY

FOR THE PLACENTA.

(LAUGHTER)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)