Jon Benjamin's 911

  • Season 1 , Ep 7
  • 07/20/2011
  • Views: 5,208

Call Jon Benjamin's 911 if you want the best in medical-emergency-call-forwarding. (1:36)

- WHEN YOU CALLJON BENJAMIN'S 911,

I WILL PERSONALLY FIELDYOUR CALL...

JON BENJAMIN'S 911.WHAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY?

COLLECT ALLTHE NECESSARY INFORMATION...

HOW'D YOU CUT IT?

EESH.

THEN IMMEDIATELY PASS IT ONTO REGULAR 911,

WHO WILL PROMPTLY DISPATCHEMERGENCY SERVICE.

OKAY.

YEP. CATCH YOUON THE FLIP SIDE,

[telephone rings]

JON BENJAMIN'S 911.WHAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY?

YES?

OKAY, RELAX.WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

MELISSA.

OKAY, ALL RIGHT. WELL,HERE'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO, OKAY?

I'M GONNA CALL 911RIGHT NOW.

YOU GOTTA GIVE MEYOUR ADDRESS.

300 [bleep] DRIVE.

IS THAT A HOUSEOR AN APARTMENT?

OKAY, WHAT'SYOUR APARTMENT NUMBER?

THANKS FOR THE CALL.HANG IN THERE.

[line ringing]

- YEAH, HEY. IT'S JONFROM JON BENJAMIN'S 911.

HEY, HOW ARE YOU?

UH, NEED AN AMBULANCE,300 [bleep] DRIVE,

APARTMENT 9B.

THERE'S A GUY, UM...

UH, HAVING A HEART ATTACKOR CHEST PAINS,

SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

JON BENJAMIN'S 911.

NO MORE FUSS,

NO MORE TENSION,

100% RESULTS.

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