Michael Kosta - Not Gay

  • Season 15 , Ep 2
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 3,256

When Justin Timberlake sings "Cry Me a River," it's like he's singing it to Michael Kosta. (1:47)

TO COMICS AFTER SHOWS

AND THEY ASKTHE SAME STUPID QUESTIONS

EVERY SINGLE TIME--HAPPENS EVERY TIME.

PEOPLE ALWAYS COME UP TO MEAFTER A SHOW AND THEY GO,

"MICHAEL, THAT WAS GREAT--"YOU KNOW, I LIKE YOUR JACKET.

"YOU HAVE A NICE WATCH--"GOOD JEANS, SOFT EYES.

"GOOD SMILE-- I LIKE YOURHAIRCUT-- NICE JAWBONE.

"YOU HAVEBROAD SHOULDERS.

"YOU SEEM LIKE THE KINDOF GUY WHO GETS IT.

"I BET YOU'REA GOOD BOWLER.

"I BET YOU COULD REFURBISHYOUR OWN FURNITURE

"AND YOU MAKETHINGS OUT OF HEMP.

"YOU CAN TALK TO ANIMALSAND MOUNT A HORSE.

"I BET YOU COULD GIVEA GOOD MASSAGE

"AND YOU UNDERSTANDTHE STOCK MARKET.

"I BET YOU SPEAK LATIN."

AND THEY ALWAYS ASK METHIS QUESTION, "ARE YOU GAY?

"HONESTLY, MICHAEL,ARE YOU GAY?"

THIS IS THE QUESTION

I GET THE MOST FROMMOST PEOPLE, "AM I GAY?"

I'M NOT GAY-- I DON'TCARE IF PEOPLE ARE GAY.

DOESN'T BOTHER ME.

I DON'T THINK ITNECESSARILY MAKES ME GAY,

THAT I WOULD HAVE SEX WITHJUSTIN TIMBERLAKE ONE TIME.

[audience laughing]

THAT DOESN'TMAKE ME GAY.

WHEN HE SINGS"CRY ME A RIVER"

I FEEL LIKE HE'SSINGING IT TO ME.

I WOULD HAVE SEX WITHJUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND TOM BRADY.

IT DOESN'T MAKE ME GAY--GEORGE CLOONEY.

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, TOM BRADY,GEORGE CLOONEY.

DOESN'T MAKE ME GAY THATI MAY HAVE MADE A LIST

OF MEN I WANNA HAVE SEXWITH-- I DON'T CARE.

[audience laughing]

DAVID BECKHAM,UH, JOE BIDEN.

I WANNA [deleted]THE VICE PRESIDENT

OF THE UNITEDSTATES OF AMERICA.

[audience laughing]

THE SHAMWOW GUY.

I WANNA HAVE HARDCORE SEXWITH THE SHAMWOW GUY.

CLEAN UP'S EASY-- THINK ABOUTTHAT-- IT'S RIGHT THERE.

UH, MY THIRD GRADETEACHER MR. YEAGER,

UH, THAT GUY.

[audience laughing]

UH... DETROIT REDWINGS,UH, ALF.

[audience laughing]

ROSIE O'DONNELL, I'VEALWAYS WANTED TO BANG HIM.

[audience laughing]

ROGER FEDERER AND LASTLYCOMEDIAN, MICHAEL KOSTA.

THANK YOU,VERY, VERY MUCH!

YOU GUYS HAVEBEEN AWESOME!

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