Chris Hardwick - Vaginamazing

  • Season 1 , Ep 6
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 5,847

The world is not as technologically advanced as people hoped. (1:08)

(Chris Hardwick)A LOT OF PEOPLE COMPLAININ THE YEAR 2003

THAT IT'S NOT THEWORLD OF TOMORROW

AS WAS FORESEENIN THE 1950'S.

"WHERE ARE THE FLYINGCARS," PEOPLE SAY.

"WHERE ARE THE ROBOTSWHO BRING US BLUE DRINKS

AND WARN US OF DANGER?"

ALL RIGHT, WE DON'THAVE THOSE THINGSSPECIFICALLY, FOLKS,

BUT YOU KNOWWHAT WE DO HAVE?

LASER...

VAGINAL...

REJUVENATION SURGERY.

BUT, UH, EVEN IF THEYHAD FORESEEN THAT,

THEY WERE SO SEXUALLYREPRESSED IN THE '50s

THAT THEY NEVER WOULD HAVETALKED ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW?

THEY NEVER WOULD HAVE MADE,LIKE, NEWSREEL FILMS LIKE, UH,

(mimicking a tv announcer)THE WORLD OF TOMORROW,DATELINE 1954,

WHERE THESE DAYS VAGINAS AREBIGGER THAN McCARTHYISM.

A GENERATION OFMOTHERS AND WHORES

LOOKS TO SCIENCE TOSOLVE THE HOLE PROBLEM.

HEY, MOM, WHAT'SGOING ON DOWN THERE?

WHY, AFTER FOUR KIDS YOUCOULD RENT THAT THING OUT

AS A BOMB SHELTER.

BUT IN THE WORLDOF TOMORROW,

A HIGHLY CONCENTRATEDBEAM OF LIGHT FOCUSEDIN THE RIGHT SPOT

WILL HAVE DAD ASKING, "ISTHIS YOUR FIRST TIME?"

THUMBS UP, DOCTORWELDSNATCH, THANKS TO YOU,

THE FUTURE LOOKSVAGINAMAZING!

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