PopCopy - Uncensored

  • Season 1 , Ep 1
  • 01/22/2003
  • Views: 268,147

Ralph Henderson introduces Popular Copy's special brand of customer service. (3:29)

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"POPCOPY" EMPLOYEETRAINING FILM

WITH YOUR HOST,RALPH HENDERSON.

HELLO,I'M RALPH HENDERSON.

AND IF YOU'RE WATCHINGTHIS VIDEO,

THAT MEANS YOU'VEJUST BEEN HIRED TO WORK HERE

AT "POPULAR COPY".

ME AND MY FRIENDS AREGONNA SHOW YOU THE BASICS

OF WHAT IT'S LIKETO WORK HERE.

YOU GUYS READY ?

YEAH !YEAH !

GREAT.

FIRST OF ALL,NEVER SHOW UP ON TIME,

AND IF A SUPERVISOR HAPPENSTO ASK YOU WHERE YOU WERE,

YOUR RESPONSE SHOULDSOUND SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

MANUEL,WHY WERE YOU LATE ?

MAN, I GOT HEREWHEN I COULD !

SHIT, YOU'RE NOTMY FUCKING MOMS !

( chuckles )

PERFECT !

OCCASIONALLY,YOU MAY GET SNAGGED

BY ONE OF THESECUSTOMER PEOPLE.

JUST REMEMBER, YOUR JOBIS TO FRUSTRATE THEM

AND MAKE THEM FEEL UNWANTED.

IF YOU CAN,WRAP UP A STORY

THAT WILL MAKE THEM FEELUNCOMFORTABLE.

FOR INSTANCE...

YOU UNDERSTAND WHATI'M SAYING, RIGHT ?

I MEAN, YOU KNOWMY REPUTATION.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK,

I'LL GO TO RIKERSFOR THREE OR FOUR YEARS

JUST TO PROVE MY POINT,I DON'T PLAY THAT SHIT.

CAN I HELP YOU ?

OR...

HELL, YEAH, I SUCK TOES !

GOOD AFTERNOON,WELCOME TO "POPCOPY",

CAN I HELP YOU ?

OR...

( man )WHAT'S WRONG ?

MY BUTT IS ITCHIN' LIKE CRAZY,AND I TOOK A SHOWER.

CAN I HELP YOU ?

IF A CUSTOMERHAS A COMPUTER DISK,

THEN LOOK AT IT AND TELL THEMIT'S THE WRONG FORMAT.

IF THEY USE APPLE,TELL THEM WE'RE P.C.

IF THEY USE P.C., TELL THEMWE'RE APPLE.

AND IF THEY GOT BOTH,THEN TELL THEM WE USE LINUX.

AND IF THEY GOT THAT, TELL THEMTHE COMPUTERS ARE DOWN.

THEY SHOULD BE, ANYHOW.

YOU SEE, THE WHOLE SYSTEMACTUALLY WENT DOWN.

IT'S GONNA BE SHUT DOWNFOR A COUPLE HOURS.

HOURS ?

IT HAPPENS.

THE WHOLE SYSTEM ?

BUT THIS IS A BIG PLACE,HOW CAN--

LISTEN, SISTER,I GOTTA GO TAKE A SHIT.

I DON'T BELIEVEHE SAID THAT !

SHOULD A CUSTOMER GET ALL UPPITYAND ASK TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER,

THEN TELL THEM,"GUESS WHAT ?

I AM THE MANAGER."

I WANNA SEE THE MANAGER.

NO, SEE,I AM THE MANAGER.

YOU ARE THE MANAGER ?

THAT'S RIGHT,MY FRIEND.

I'M THE ONLY MANAGER HERE.

UNLESS YOU WANT TO TALKTO THE "POPCOPY" PRESIDENT

AND I DON'T KNOW HIM, YOU MIGHTCOULD HELP ME OUT WITH THAT.

I MEAN, REALLY GETIN THEIR FACE ABOUT IT.

I WANNA SEEYOUR MANAGER !

GUESS WHAT, NIGGA ?

I AM YOUR MANAGER,WHAT'S UP ?

YOU'RE THE MANAGER ?!

THAT'S RIGHT,HOW MAY I HELP YOU ?

YOU DONE, THAT'S IT.

YOUR JOB IS DONE, NIGGA,GET OUT !

I'LL SEE YOU LATER--

WHAT ARE YOUTALKING ABOUT ?!

Y'KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLEASK, "WHY ?"

"WHY TREATTHE CUSTOMER THIS WAY ?"

WHY ?

'CAUSE FUCK 'EM,THAT'S WHY.

BATHROOM UPKEEP IS IMPORTANTTO US HERE AT "POPCOPY".

BE SURE TO SPRAY CHOCOLATE SAUCEON THE WALL NEAR THE TOILET

TO GIVE THE APPEARANCEOF ERRANT FECES.

THIS WILL ENSURE THAT ANYCUSTOMER WHO USES OUR RESTROOM

WILL NEVER, EVER RETURNTO ONE OF OUR STORES.

WE ASK THAT YOU SIGN A SHEETTO VERIFY THIS GETS DONE

ONCE AN HOUR,24 TIMES A DAY.

UH-OH, TONY,YOU MISSED A SPOT.

WHOA...

NOW THAT LOOKS POOPY.

I HOPE YOU FOUNDTHIS TAPE INFORMATIVE.

AND SHOULD YOU EVERDOUBT YOURSELF

AND CONSIDER TREATINGA CUSTOMER WITH RESPECT,

JUST REMEMBER THIS:

YOU GRADUATED FROMGRADE SCHOOL,

AND YOU DON'T HAVE TOTAKE SHIT FROM ANYONE.

WELCOME TO THE "POPCOPY" FAMILY,AND CONGRATULATIONS.

WHOOP HIS ASS,WHOOP HIS ASS !

WHOOP HISASS !

♪ "POPCOPY" ♪♪

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