Esther Povitsky - Dating Discoveries

  • Season 1 , Ep 8
  • 12/19/2013
  • Views: 4,169

Esther Povitsky reveals the only thing that can really make two people bond as a couple. (2:13)

I'VE BEEN DATING A LITTLE,AND I'VE MADE A DISCOVERY.

I DON'T THINK THAT THE GUY

SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE TOPAY FOR EVERYTHING.

I THINK THATWHOEVER'S UGLIER

SHOULD HAVE TO PAYFOR EVERYTHING.

IT'S ONLY FAIR,

BECAUSE THE OTHER PERSONHAS TO PAY SOCIALLY.

SO IT MAKES SENSE.

MY DAD IS OLD.

AND WHENEVER WE'REIN THE MIDWEST TOGETHER,

WHERE I'M FROM, PEOPLE ASSUMEHE'S MY GRANDFATHER.

AND THEN WHEN WE'RE IN L.A.,THEY ASSUME HE'S MY BOYFRIEND.

WHICH IS KIND OF COOL,

'CAUSE PEOPLE THINKI HAVE A BOYFRIEND.

I AM A WRITER.

I WRITEFACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES.

I DID POST ON FACEBOOKTHAT I WAS PREGNANT.

MY MOM SAW ITAND CALLED ME, VERY UPSET.

AND I WAS LIKE, "MOM,I'M NOT REALLY PREGNANT, OKAY?

AND IF I WASREALLY PREGNANT,

"DON'T YOU THINK I WOULD'VETAGGED YOU IN THE FACEBOOK POST?

"I ALSO WOULD'VE TAKEN TIMETO CHECK IN WITH YOU

"AND MAKE SURETHAT YOU WERE ABSOLUTELY READY

TO RAISE THIS BABY FOR ME."

OKAY?

FIRST DATESARE REALLY AWKWARD.

I RECENTLYWENT ON A FIRST DATE

WITH A GUY WHO I'D BEEN

SLEEPING WITHFOR THREE MONTHS.

IT WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSEIT WASN'T REALLY A FIRST DATE.

IT WAS MORE JUST LIKE,

"LET ME TELL YOU I'M PREGNANTWHILE WE'RE EATING DINNER."

WASN'T REALLY PREGNANT.

JUST SAID IT FOR ATTENTIONAND A FREE MEAL.

I'VE ALSO REALIZED, EVERY TIMEA GUY [bleep] ON YOUR STOMACH,

HE'S TELLING YOU,"YOU'RE NOT THE ONE.

"YOU CAN--[chuckles]

"YOU CAN JUST GET A TOWEL,WIPE IT OFF.

THOSE BABIESARE FOR SOMEBODY ELSE, OKAY?"

CLEARLY,WHEN I'M DATING SOMEONE,

I DON'T LIKE TO USE CONDOMS.

I JUST FEEL LIKE,HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BOND

AS A COUPLE IF YOU DON'TGO THROUGH A PREGNANCY SCARE?

OKAY?

YOU NEED THAT.YOU REALLY DO.

OKAY, THAT'SWHEN HE'S RESPONDING

TO ALL YOUR TEXTS RIGHT AWAY.

HE REALLY CARES FOR YOUALL OF A SUDDEN.

HE BELIEVES IN YOUR DREAMS.

HE'S LIKE,"YOU DON'T NEED THIS NOW.

YOU HAVE A WHOLE FUTUREAHEAD OF YOU."

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