Bob Marley - Dessert

  • Season 11, Ep 7
  • 02/01/2007
  • Views: 13,446

Dessert is very sexual. (2:31)

WHEN DESSERT COMES YOU JUST SHOVE IT IN YOUR PIE HOLE

AND YOU MOVE ON TO THE PROMISE LAND.

YOU JUST LOOK AT EACH OTHER, WE'RE GONNA GET FAT

AND WE'RE STILLGONNA HAVE SEX.

YOU EVER MEET PEOPLE THAT CAN'T MAKE THEIR MIND UP ABOUT DESSERT?

THAT'S ANNOYING, ISN'T IT?THEY'RE VERY WEIRD, AREN'T THEY?

THE WAITER COMES OVER, "WOULD ANYONE LIKE DESSERT?"

"I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW.

DESSERT? I DON'T KNOW.

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

IF YOU GUYS DO, MAYBE I WILL. BUT I DON'T KNOW."

"OH YOU KNOW TUBBY, YOU KNOW.YOU JUST ATE HALF A COW

AND A WHOLE FIELD OF POTATOES, YOU KNOW."

I FIGURED OUT WHY PEOPLE ARE STRANGE ABOUT DESSERT.

HERE'S THE DEAL. IT'S ALL ABOUT SEX.

IT'S VERY SEXUAL. IT'S NAUGHTY AND IT'S DIRTY

AND THERE'S A LOT OF SHAME INVOLVED.

EVEN THE WAY THE WAIT STAFF APPROACHES YOU IT'S SEXUAL,

"IS ANYBODY FEELING RISKY THIS EVENING?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

"DOES ANYBODY FEEL BAD? YOU FEEL BAD?

YOU WANNA BE A LITTLE BIT BAD?

BE A BAD BOY?"

THIS LITTLE BASTARD TRAVIS, WHEN CAME OUT OF NOWHERE,

HAD THAT DESSERT MENU WITH HIS ASS ALL POPPED OUT.

"CAN I TEMPT SOMEONE?" "CAN YOU DO WHAT?"

"CAN I TEMPT SOMEONE?""I DON'T WANNA BANG YOU, TRAVIS.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

"I WANT A PIECE OF BLUEBERRY PIE.

NOW TUCK YOUR ASS IN AND GO GET IT, FOOD BOY."

THIS IS WHAT MY WIFE SAID, "THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

"YOU GET THE PIE, I'LL GET THE CAKE

AND THEN WE'LL SWAP." "UM, HOW ABOUT NO?"

"WHAT?" "HOW ABOUT ABIG HELPING OF NO, NO?!"

"WHY NOT?" "BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT I WANT AND WHAT I DON'T WANT

IS HALF OF YOUR CRAPPY LITTLE PIECE OF CAKE."

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

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