Retired Military Specialist

  • Season 2 , Ep 4
  • 10/17/2012
  • Views: 599,890

A backwoods hunter returns to his cabin to find an old military acquaintance waiting for him with an important request. (4:04)

[hinges creaking]

- I WAS WONDERING WHENI WOULD COME IN HERE TO FIND YOU

SITTING IN THAT CHAIR.

- IT WASN'T EASYTRACKING YOU DOWN, DECKER.

- WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE.

- I KNOW YOU'VE RETIRED,BUT--

- THAT'S ALL BEHIND ME NOW,GENERAL.

I'M NOT THE MAN YOU KNEWDURING THE COLD WAR.

- I UNDERSTAND.

WE'RE NOW FACING A THREAT UNLIKEANY WE'VE EVER FACED BEFORE.

A MAN WITH YOUR EXPERTISE--- I MADE A VOW.

NEVER TO KILLANOTHER HUMAN BEING.

SORRY, GENERAL, GONNAHAVE TO FIND SOMEONE ELSE.

- OH...

NO, WE WEREN'TTHINKING YOU'D DO IT.

WE WERE--[clears throat]JUST HOPING YOU COULD

RECOMMEND SOMEONEFOR THE JOB.

- I GUESS I COULDCOME OUT OF RETIREMENT.

- NO. NO NEED.JUST A RECOMMENDATION WILL DO.

- ALL RIGHT. I'LL DO IT.

- YOU KNOW, YOU'RE JUSTNOT WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR.

- YOU SLY SON OF A BITCH.

YOU ALWAYS KNEWHOW TO PUSH MY BUTTONS.

I'M IN.

- NOT YOU, DECKER.

- I'M SHARP AS I EVER WAS.- [sighs]

- EVEN FASTER TOO.GRAB MY HAND.

NOPE. WAIT TILLI COUNT TO THREE FIRST.

- REALLY?

- ONE.

TWO.

THREE.

OKAY.

I WANT YOU TO TRYAND SLAP ME IN THE FACE.

UNH! WASN'T READY FOR THAT.

TRY AGAIN.

UNH! OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

- NOW WHAT?- DIDN'T HAVE MY ADRENALINE UP.

'CAUSE THIS IS NOT AN ACTUALHIGH-STAKES SITUATION.

ALL RIGHT.

DRAW YOUR WEAPON.

AND...DISARMED.[gun hammer clicks]

YOU'RE GETTING PRETTY QUICKAND DISARMED--OKAY.

I DON'T NEEDTO TAKE YOUR WEAPON.

YOU KNOW WHAT?SHOOT ME.

- I AM NOTGOING TO SHOOT YOU.

- WING ME IN THE SHOULDER.- THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

- TRY, GENERAL.SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

- [sighs]

- DEFLECTED--OOOWW!

- OKAY. I MADEA MISTAKE COMING HERE.

- WING ME IN THE OTHER SHOULDER.- I'D RATHER NOT.

- I INSIST.

DEFLECTED--AAAHH!

THAT WAS BECAUSE MY OTHER ARMWAS ALREADY INJURED.

- OKAY. I'M LEAVING.- [grunting] ALL RIGHT.

ALL OR NOTHING. GUT SHOT.

- NO!- GUT SHOT! COME ON!

IF YOU CAN SHOOT ME IN THE GUT,I'LL CONCEDE.

- DECKER, YOU HAVETWO WOUNDED ARMS.

- GUT SHOT! GO!

- GOT IT.[groans]

- YOU--YOU CAUGHT THE BULLET?

- OH, YEAH.[groans]

- SO YOU'RE TELLING METHAT THE BULLET

IS IN BETWEENYOUR HANDS RIGHT NOW.

- THAT'S WHATI'M TELLING YOU.

- [sighs]

[birds chirping]

- IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?

COME ON.

HEAD SHOT.

HEAD SHOT.I'M READY.

ONE SEC THOUGH.[gunshot]

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