Tom Kenny - High Speed Tank Chase

Kenny, Sanchez, Sykes, Hedberg, Jackson Season 2, Ep 2002 05/23/1998 Views: 4,379

Tom Kenny can relate to the San Diego tank hijacker. (2:24)

I THINK IF THE POSTALSERVICE HAD ANY BALLS,

THEY WOULD ISSUE A SERIESOF STAMPS COMMEMORATING

ALL THE PEOPLEKILLED BY MAILMEN.

SHOW A LITTLE RESPECT.

YOU KNOW EVEN WITHOUTTURNING ON THE NEWS,

THAT THERE'S GONNA BEA DISGRUNTLED POSTAL WORKER,AND A HIGH-SPEED CAR CHASE.

EVERY NIGHT HIGH-SPEEDCAR CHASE, MAN.

THERE ARE ENOUGH HIGH-SPEEDCAR CHASES AND VIDEOS OFHIGH-SPEED CAR CHASES,

THAT "FOX" HAS DONE WHOLE SHOWSOF HIGH-SPEED CAR CHASES.

"CAR CHASES GREATEST HITS"WHERE THEY JUST SHOW CLIPSFROM THE BEST CAR CHASES EVER.

AND YOU KNOW WHICH ONETHEY HAVE TO SAVE FOR LAST ?

YEAH, THE TANK GUYIN SAN DIEGO, EXACTLY.

YOU CAN'T LEAD WITH A GUYDRIVING A TANK AROUND.

YOU CAN'T GO FROM A TANKTO A PANEL TRUCK.

YOU HAVE TO GO PANEL TRUCKTO TANK.

IT WAS THE BEST HIGH SPEEDCAR CHASE EVER,

WHERE THE GUY STOLE A TANK FROMA NATIONAL GUARD BASE,

AND JUST DROVE AROUNDKNOCKING STUFF OVER,JUST WENT CRAZY.

AND THEN THE MEDIA TRIEDTO MAKE HIM SEEM LIKEHE WAS A KOOK.

"WELL, HE HAD BEEN HAVINGPROBLEMS AT WORK, AND HISRELATIONSHIP WITH HIS WIFE,

"FINANCIAL PROBLEMS,AND APPARENTLY IT WAS JUSTTOO MUCH FOR HIM...BILL."

I WOULD LOVE TO BE AN ANCHORMAN,JUST TO SAY THE ENDOF THE BUMMER STORY,

AND THEN TURN AND SAYTHE GUY'S NAME NEXT TO ME.

"THOSE 30 PEOPLE STILLMISSING IN THAT BLIZZARD...CARL.

THAT WOULD BE SO FUN.

LOOK, I STOLE A TANK,I WAS DRIVING AROUND...

I DON'T THINK THERE'STHAT MUCH DIFFERENT BETWEENUS AND THAT GUY.

I HAVE HAD DAYS AND YOU HAVEHAD DAYS, THAT ARE SO CRAPPY,

YOUR BOSS SUCKS AND YOU'REFIGHTING WITH YOUR WIFE,ARR, ARR, ARR...

IF YOU CAME ACROSS A TANKAND THE KEYS WERE IN ITAND IT WAS RUNNING...

YOU WOULD HAVE TOGO FOR IT.

THAT WOULD BETHE FICKLE FINGER OF FATEGOING--

HEY, A TANK, I GUESS I'LLKNOCK SOME STUFF OVER !

I'M PISSED OFF,THERE'S A TANK,

I CAN'T LOOK THIS GIFT HORSEIN THE MOUTH.