Loose Butthole

  • Season 3 , Ep 20
  • 03/20/2013
  • Views: 9,173

Adam and Blake help Ders get Alice's probe out of his body before it's too late. (3:19)

OH, MY GOD.

[burbling]I CAN FEEL IT. OH.

- OH, GOD!

IT'S TOO LATE TO ABORT IT,

WHICH IS EXACTLYWHAT MY MOM USED

TO SAY ABOUT ME.

I'M GONNA HAVE TO MURDER YOU.I'M GONNA HAVE TO MURDER HIM.

- NO, ADAM, NO...- WAIT, WAIT...

HE'S NOT ORIENTAL OT ORIENTAL YET.

LOOK AT HIS EYES.

YOU COULD TELL IF HE WENTAL BY HIS EY

BUT WE DO GOTTO GET THAT PROBE OUT OF HIM.

[stomach burbling]

OH.- OH, GOD. OOH.

- I THINK I KNOW HOWTO GET IT OUT.

- HUH? WHAT?both: HOW?

- WHAT ARE YOU--- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- YEAH.

- TRACKER ON.

GET TO THE SUPPLY CLOSET NOW!

[beeps]

DEFENSE MECH ARMED.

[probe beeping]- YOU HEAR THAT? I'M BEEPING.

- YEAH, GET IT OUT, DERS.- GET IT OUT.

- CAN YOU HEAR IT?- STOP PLAYING.

- [stammers] I COULD KILL HIM,I COULD STILL KILL HIM.

- YEAH, MAN, THIS IS AN OPTION.- [groaning]

- OH, LOOK.

[both screaming]

- OH, MY GOD,IT'S A TAPEWORM!

I'VE HAD ONE OF THOSE.17 FEET LONG.

DOCTOR TOLD ME I HADTO QUIT EATING RAW GROUND BEEF.

WHICH I DID.

FOR A WHILE.

- IT'S NOT A TAPEWORM!

IT'S THE THING!OBVIOUSLY.

- YES, OBVIOUSLY.- RIGHT, TOTALLY.

- COME OVER HERE,AND HELP ME GET IT OUT.

- KEEP PULLING IT OUTOF YOUR ASS[bleep].

- ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE OKAY.

- I THINK YOU--YOU GOT THIS.

- ALL RIGHT, UH...

[laughs nervously]

ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.

OKAY.- OH, WAIT, NO, NO, NO.

- NOT A PRETTY VIEW.- SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN.

I THINK SOMETHING'S COMING.

- OH, YEAH, NO, THAT'S IT.THAT'S THE PROBE.

I SEE SOMETHING.

YEP, YEP.OH, HERE WE GO!

- [groaning]- WE GOT SOME LIGHTS.

[squish]all: OH!

OH!- OOH!

- WE GOT IT!DESTROY IT, ADAM!

DESTROY IT.- YEP.

[grunting]OKAY.

- YOU GET IT?- YEAH.

- NO, I HEAR IT.

IT'S STILL BEEPING INSIDE OF ME.

WE'RE NOT DONE, GUYS,IT'S STILL IN THERE!

- [over headsets]TO THE LEFT, HURRY!

AND BRING THEM BACK ALIVE.

BARELY.

both: YEP.- IT'S STILL IN THERE.

IT'S STILL IN THERE.OKAY, OKAY.

ROUND TWO, HERE WE GO.

- [moaning]- YEAH, NO.

YOU GOT IT.[stammers] KEEP IT UP.

GOOD WORK.

- YEP, I GOT IT SNAGGED.

- [screaming]

[skin ripping][all screaming]

- OH!- BOY! YIKES!

YES, YOU'RE GONNA HAVEA CASE OF "THE HEMMIES"

AFTER THIS ONE.

- FISSURES AND HEMMIES.

YOU MIGHTNEVER POOP AGAIN, DUDE.

WHICH WOULD SUCK FOR ME,I LOVE POOPING.

IT'S, LIKE, WHERE I GET MOSTOF MY READING DONE.

- [over headsets]GREAT. YOU'VE GOT THEM CORNERED.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

KILL 'EM.[laughs]

- NO, GUYS--GUYS, STOP!

STOP, OKAY?

I'LL JUST BE A CYBORG.FORGET IT, ALL RIGHT?

JUST STOP PULLING THINGS OUTOF MY ASS!

- OKAY, I'LL HELP.

[both grunting savagely]

- OH!- THERE IT IS! THERE IT IS!

- OH! OH!

- BREAK IT!HURRY.

BREAK IT AND DESTROY IT!

COME ON!- [screaming]

OKAY, IT'S INDESTRUCTIBLE.

DON'T WE HAVE,LIKE, A STEAMROLLER

OR, LIKE, LAVA OR...

[door banging]WHAT DO WE DO?

[probe beeping]

- WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING,YOU IDIOTS?

FINISH THEM![device beeping]

THEY'RE HEADING DOWNTHE SOUTH HALLWAY.

[beeping faster] THEY'REHEADING TOWARDS MY OFFICE!

WAIT, THEY'RE COMING FOR ME!

GET HERE NOW!

[probe beeping]

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