TO HAVE YOUR OWN MAGAZINE WHERE
YOU'RE IN EVERY PICTURE, LOOKING
SUPERFINE, AND EVERY ARTICLE IS
ASKING YOU HOW YOU CAN POSSIBLY
MAINTAIN YOUR PERFECT 32 AA
32 INCH WAIST.
(LAUGHTER)
32 AA, CAN I GET A WITNESS FORM
MY GIRLFRIENDS IN JAPAN, COME
ON.
(LAUGHTER)
YEAH, IT IS TRUE ABOUT THE
32 AA.
THERE EXQUISITE RARE MINIATURES.
(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)
I ACTUALLY THOUGHT ABOUT GETTING
BREASTS IMPLANTS, BECAUSE I AM A
RADICAL MILITANT FEMINIST AND A
HYPOCRITE IT TURNS OUT.
(LAUGHTER)
LIKE MY NEIGHBOR, SHE HAS THEM
AND, BUT SHE HAS THEM FOR WORK
BECAUSE SHE'S IN PORN.
I USE TO LOOK DOWN ON THAT
STUFF.
YOU KNOW?
BUT I REALIZED I'M JUST JEALOUS
BECAUSE NO ONE HAS EVER OFFERED
ME MONEY TO HAVE SEX.
SURE LIKE A BUD LIGHT AND A
BASKET OF CURLY FRIES,
BUT NOT CASH.
THAT HURTS.
(LAUGHTER)
THERE'S ALSO LIKE THESE
DOCUMENTARIES ON TV WHERE
THEY'LL HAVE SOME WOMAN NAMED
JUICE BOX SAYING HOW GREAT
THE SEX INDUSTRY IS.
"I WASN'T ABUSED AS A CHILD,
I DON'T DO DRUGS, I JUST LOVE
SEX.
I'M JUST A VERY SEXUAL PERSON.
AND WORKING IN AN UNREGULATED
INDUSTRY THAT PROVIDES NO LEGAL
RECOURSE SHOULD I BE REPEATEDLY
VICTIMIZED, GOD IT MAKES ME FEEL
HOT.
(LAUGHTER)