Arnez J - We're All Family

  • Season 7 , Ep 27
  • 08/28/2003
  • Views: 20,522

Arnez J encourages white people to stop telling on black people. (2:21)

THAT'S SO NICE.

I LIKE TO HAVE FUN.

FIRST OF ALL, I WANT TO LET

YOU KNOW SOMETHING RIGHT NOW.

WE'RE ALL FAMILY--

NO MATTER WHAT COLOR YOU ARE.

WHITE PEOPLE--

Y'ALL WITH US, OKAY?

WE FAMILY TONIGHT.

Y'ALL ARE WHITE NEGROES NOW,

OKAY?

[LAUGHTER]

OKAY?

DON'T LET ME SEE--

IF SOMETHING HAPPEN,

YOU BETTER BE IN IT.

DON'T LET ME SEE YOU RUN.

DON'T LET ME SEE YOU RUN.

YOU EVER NOTICE WHEN

WHITE PEOPLE--

EVERY TIME SOMETHIN' HAPPENS,

Y'ALL GOT THIS LITTLE HOP MOVE

THAT YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE SCARED.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, HEY,

THEY'RE FIGHTIN'!"

[LAUGHTER]

DON'T LET ME SEE YOU DO DAT.

DON'T LET ME SEE.

SEE, THE THING OF IT IS THOUGH--

SEE WITH BLACK PEOPLE--

WHEN SOMETHIN' HAPPENS,

WE DON'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT'S

GOING ON, WE DON'T WAIT TO CALM

AND STAY WITH YOU.

IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO US,

TALK TO US WHILE WE RUNNING.

A GUNSHOT COULD GO OFF-- BAM!--

AND WE DON'T-- YOU KNOW,

WE COULD BE TALKING.

YOU KNOW, "I'M GOING DOWN

TO THE"-- POW, YOU KNOW,

AND THAT'S IT.

WHITE PEOPLE YOU ALL ARE

SO STRANGE.

I LOVE YOU BUT DARN IT.

[LAUGHTER]

SOON AS YOU HEAR ANOTHER-- BAM!

"OH, MY GOD, WHAT WAS THAT?!

OH, MY GOD, COME ON!

UUUUU!"

[LAUGHTER]

JUST LEAVE IT ALONE, MAN,

YOU KNOW.

BUT YOU KNOW, AND I TALK ABOUT--

I DO TRUTH COMEDY.

MY COMEDY'S ABOUT JUST TRUE-LIFE

SITUATIONS.

I TALK ABOUT BLACK, WHITE,

PURPLE, PINK.

YOU KNOW IT'S JUST CARTOONISH.

AND THAT'S WHY I SAY, I LOVE

EVERYBODY.

MY CAUCASIAN BROTHERS AND

SISTERS-- I LOVE YOU ALL

SO MUCH.

OKAY, BUT WHITE PEOPLE QUIT

TELLING ON US SO MUCH, OKAY?

WE KNOW WE STEAL.

OKAY, QUIT TELLING ON US.

IF YOU QUIT TELLING ON NEGROES,

NEGROES MIGHT STEAL YOU

SOMETHING!

WAIT AND SEE WHAT WE GOT WHEN WE

GET OUT THE STORE BEFORE YOU

TELL.

YOU MIGHT WANT SOME.

'CAUSE TELL ME SOMETHING,

PEOPLE OF COLOR, IF YOU SEE

SOMEBODY BLACK OR LATINO

STEALING OUT OF A STORE,

ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ON HIM?

NO.

BUT YOU'LL LAUGH AT 'EM.

"NO, HE'S NOT TRYING TO STEAL

A WHOLE COAT-- OH--

OH, COME HERE--

HE'S GETTING IT--

HE'S GETTING IT."

THEN WE'RE GOING TO BE

CHEERLEADERS.

"RUN, RUN!"

OH, NO.

CAUCASIANS YOU ALL ARE RIGHT

THERE "OH, MY GOD, THEY'RE

STEALING.

COME HERE.

COME HERE.

THEY'RE OVER HERE.

THEY'RE OVER THERE.

NO, THEY ARE OVER HERE!

GOD, THEY'RE STEALING OUT OF

YOUR STORE RIGHT NOW--

STEALING OVER THERE.

THEY'RE GETTING AWAY.

I'M GOING TO FOLLOW 'EM, OKAY?"

[LAUGHTER]

I TELL TRUE COMEDY.

IT'S JUST CARTOONISH.

AND FIRST OF ALL I'D TO GIVE

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