Tony Rock - Legalize It and Tax It

  • Season 14 , Ep 1
  • 01/11/2010
  • Views: 7,512

Tony Rock wouldn't mind if the government took money out of his paycheck for a weed tax. (2:40)

ME PERSONALLY,

I THINK MARIJUANA SHOULD BELEGAL, IF YOU ASK ME.

MARIJUANA SHOULD BE LEGAL, YEAH.

[ APPLAUSE ]

OH, YEAH.

THEY SHOULD LEGALIZE IT.I HAVE THE ANSWER, TOO.

THEY SHOULD LEGALIZE MARIJUANAAND THEN TAX IT.

THAT'S THE ANSWER RIGHT THERE.

LEGALIZE IT, THEN TAX IT.

YES.

THEN TAKE THE TAX MONEYAND PUT IT TO GOOD USE.

FIX UP THE SCHOOLS...HEALTHCARE...

DRUG PREVENTION.

MAKE A NICKEL BAG $5.65.

THAT WOULD BE FUNNYJUST TO SEE PEOPLE HIGH

LOOKING FOR LOOSE CHANGE.

"WHAT?"

YOU'RE ALREADY PAYING TAXESON STUFF

YOU DON'T WANT TO PAY TAXES ON.

YOU MIGHT AS WELL PAY TAXESON SOMETHING

YOU WANT TO PAY TAXES ON,FOR ONCE, RIGHT?

YOU GET PAID ON FRIDAY.YOU EVER LOOK AT YOUR CHECK?

THEY TOOK MONEY OUT YOUR CHECK

TO PAY TAXESYOU DON'T WANT TO PAY.

IF THEY WAS TAKING MONEY OUTFOR WEED, YOU WOULDN'T MIND.

YOU'D BE LIKE, "YOU MIGHT WANTTO TAKE A LITTLE MORE.

I SMOKE A LOT."

IT'S TRUE.

TAX DOLLARS -- DID YOU KNOW YOURTAX DOLLARS PAY COPS' SALARIES?

YOUR TAX DOLLARSPAY COPS' SALARIES.

FOR BLACK PEOPLE,THAT SHOULD BE OPTIONAL.

[ APPLAUSE ]

WE SHOULD HAVE TO CHECK A BOXON OUR W-2 FORM --

"WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY A COP?""HELL NO. GIVE ME MY MONEY."

THAT'S WHY BLACK PEOPLERUN FROM THE COPS.

"YOU'RE ON THE CLOCK.

I MIGHT AS WELL GETMY MONEY'S WORTH."

"FREEZE!"

"KISS MY ASS.CHASE ME."

"I PAY YOUR SALARY.I WANT TO SEE MY MONEY AT WORK."

YOUR TAX DOLLARSPAY FIREMEN'S SALARIES, TOO.

YOU KNOW THAT?

THEN THEY HAVE THE NERVETO SAY STUFF LIKE,

"ONLY CALL USWHEN IT'S AN EMERGENCY."

"REALLY? WELL, ONLY TAKE MYMONEY WHEN YOU PUT OUT A FIRE."

"DON'T CALL US FOR ANYTHINGSTUPID LIKE A CAT IN A TREE."

"I WILL CALL YOUR ASSTO GET A ORANGE OUT THE TREE.

I PAY YOUR SALARY."

"911, GET OVER HERE.SEE THAT ORANGE? I NEED THAT."

LONG AS YOU'RE PAYING TAXES,

THAT MEANS EVERYBODYIN THIS ROOM,

AS LONG AS YOU'RE PAYING TAXES,

YOU ALL HAVE THE RIGHTTO WALK INTO A FIRE STATION

AND SLIDE DOWN THE POLEJUST FOR THE HELL OF IT.

IT'S YOUR RIGHT AS A TAXPAYER.

JUST WALK IN THERE --"HEY, CAN WE HELP YOU?"

"NAH, I'M COOL."

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