people do something,
thinking they're helping
and they're not.
Like, just doinga really bad job of it.
You know, like they have tips
on what to do in caseyour house is on fire
you know, like,
home fire safety tips.
My favorite one is,they always say,
have a meeting placeoutside the house.
You know, that waywhen you realize
your house is on fire,
just run outto the old meeting place
and avoid being in harm's way.
But I don't care who you are,
you have to feel likethe world's biggest (bleep)
if you're the first one there.
You know, how awkward is that?
Like, right, the tree.
Well, that is really a fire.
I hope everything'scool in there.
Still nobody here.
And I guess it didn'tmake much sense
to lock up when I left.