All right,I'll do this."
I got a coffee tableon the Craigslist.
That's right, I won.
I don't know if you actuallybeen on Craigslist and actually
been over to somebody's house,but uh, but when you get there,
both parties thinkthey're gonna be murdered.
So what you gotta do is yougotta try to out-murder
You gotta be smart,gotta be coy.
You know, I senthim my e-mail.
I'm like, "I likecoffee tables."
That'll get him.
Then you open the door and yousee my face and you're like,
Here's my murder."
But I'm nervous too.
I'm like, don't murderme either, you know?
I brought a knife justin case you got a knife.
You got a knife?
"Yeah, I got a knife!"
I'm like, ah, Jesus.
All right, this is what--let's just both raise our
knives, okay?All right?
One hand onthe coffee table.
All right, you got it?All right.
Count of three.
One, two and then you slither throat because you gotta
murder women,fellas, right?
With a knife, right?Everybody knows that.