Best Worst Thing - AIDS Baby

Season 1 , Ep 4 03/12/13 Views: 17,623

After learning that a baby has been cured of AIDS, Brian Posehn and Doug Benson wonder how this medical breakthrough will affect their acts. (1:51)

NOW, LET'S GET RIGHT INTO IT

WITH THE "BEST WORST THINGOF THE WEEK."

OF ALL THE AWFUL NEWS STORIES,THIS ONE'S MY FAVORITE.

NOBODY PUTS BABYIN A COFFIN.

A BABY INFECTED WITH THE VIRUSTHAT CAUSES AIDS

APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN CUREDOF THE DISEASE.

IT'S LIKE MAGIC.

NOW, GUYS, IT'S IMPORTANTTO NOTE THE DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN HIVAND AIDS.

AIDS ISTHE FUNNIER ONE.

[laughter]

- I HAD HIV ONCE,BUT THEN--

[laughter]

BUT THEN I GOT TO DRAWFOUR MORE SCRABBLE TILES,

AND IT WAS FINE.

- YEAH.- WITHOUT A DOUBT, THOUGH,

BABY AIDS ISTHE CUTEST AIDS THERE IS.

- BY FAR, BY FAR.

- I'M JUST WAITINGFOR AN AIDS-CURED HAM.

- OH.THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS.

- THAT'S--[laughs]

- I WANT TO KNOWABOUT THE OTHER BABY

THAT GAVE THAT BABY AIDS.

- [laughs]

ALL RIGHT, NOW,WE'RE ALL COMEDIANS HERE.

HOW IS A BABYBEING CURED OF AIDS

GOING TO AFFECTYOUR ACT NOW?

YOU KNOW, WHAT IS NOWTHE GO-TO FUNNY WAY

FOR A BABY TO TAKEA DIRT NAP?

LIKE, I'M GONNAGO ON A LIMB

AND SAY SUICIDE BY COP.

- PUT THAT GUN DOWN, BABY.

- [laughs]

- UH, BENJAMIN BUTTONINGWOULD BE ANOTHER WAY.

- THAT'S A GOOD ONE.THAT'S A FUNNY ONE.

- FUN WAY FOR BABIES TO GO.

- YEAH.MOB HIT?

- MOB HIT'S GOOD.MOB HIT'S GOOD.

- WHEN A BABY'SIN A MOB HIT,

DOES IT SLEEPWITH THE GUPPIES?

- [laughing]

- JUST THOUGHT OF THAT.

[laughter]

- TYING INTOYOUR EARLIER BIT,

A BABY SHARK ATTACKWOULD BE TERRIFIC.

- BABY SHARK ATTACKWOULD BE GREAT.

LITTLE--LITTLE, ADORABLE FRENZY.

- TINY.

TINY, LITTLE,ADORABLE BABY SHARKS.

- YEAH.- I JUST WANT TO HUG 'EM.

- AND NOW FOR OUR SEGMENT"CULTURE CLUBBING,"

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