Scott Kennedy - Best Job in the World

  • Season 8 , Ep 28
  • 06/10/2004
  • Views: 4,019

Working in airport gift shop has to be the best job possible. (1:47)

WORLD, AND YOU GUYS MAKE IT THAT

WAY.

WHEN YOU APPLAUD, IT MAKES US

FEEL LIKE WE HAVE THE BEST JOB

IN THE WORLD.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

THIS IS A PRETTY COOL JOB.

I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU.

I MEAN, I DON'T HAVE A BIG HEAD.

I DON'T THINK IT'S THE BEST JOB

IN THE WORLD OR ANYTHING,

YOU KNOW?

I'VE BEEN GIVING THAT SOME

THOUGHT.

THE BEST JOB IN THE WORLD?

I THINK IF YOU WORKED AT LIKE

A GIFT SHOP AT THE AIRPORT.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

YOU COULD BE AS RUDE AS YOU

WANNA BE 'CAUSE...

[LAUGHTER]

PEOPLE GOTTA GO, YOU KNOW?

YOU COULD BE LIKE, "YEAH,

CANDY'S ON SALE.

BUT YOUR FAT ASS DOESN'T NEED

NO CANDY."

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

"YES, I DO HAVE A MANAGER.

HE'LL BE BACK IN LIKE, AN HOUR,

BUT...

[LAUGHTER]

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK, YOU GOTTA

GO."

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

MY GOD.

GIFT SHOP AT THE AIRPORT.

I'M IN THE AIRPORT ALL THE TIME.

I HAVE TO FLY EVERY SINGLE WEEK

OF THE YEAR.

IT DOES NOT BOTHER ME.

BOTHERS FRIENDS OF MINE.

I HAVE ONE FRIEND WHO CALLS ME

EVERY SINGLE WEEK.

"SCOTTY, YOU FLYING THIS WEEK?"

"YEAH, I GOTTA GO TO WORK."

"ARE YOU SCARED?"

"NO."

"YOU SHOULD BE."

[LAUGHTER]

"WHY?"

HE GOES, "'CAUSE SOMETIMES

THOSE PLANES CRASH."

YOU KNOW WHAT?

UNFORTUNATELY, SOMETIMES PLANES

CRASH.

THAT'S HORRIBLE.

BUT I'LL LET YOU IN ON A SECRET.

I'VE BEEN ON A PLANE OR TWO

BEFORE THAT I REALLY WISH WOULDA

CRASHED, HONESTLY.

MY FAT ASS SQUEEZED IN THE

MIDDLE SEAT NEXT TO CHATTY

KATHY YAPPING ABOUT TUPPERWARE

FOR 3 1/2 HOURS?

OH, MY GOD.

WHERE'S THE TALLYBAN WHEN YOU

NEED úEM?

COME ON!

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I TOTALLY DID NOT PRONOUNCE

TALLYBAN CORRECTLY, DID I?

THAT'S--

THAT'S THE TEXAS REDNECK IN ME

COMING OUT.

I SAID IT WAS LIKE THE NAME OF

A BAND.

THE "TALLY BAND".

OH, MY GOD!

THEY'RE IN TOWN?

LET'S GO HEAR úEM.

I LOVE THEM.

THEY'RE

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