Harland Williams - Everybody Farts

Kreischer, Notaro, Ryan, Earthquake Season 4, Ep 0411 02/03/2001 Views: 1,477

Harland unifies the audience with a poem. (1:29)

WE ALL GOTTA GET ALONG.

THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, HUH?

TOO MUCH HATRED IN THE WORLD.

WE ALL GOTTA BE AS ONE, MAN.

(APPLAUSE)

I APPRECIATE-- YEAH.

I APPRECIATE SEEING THE MIX HERE

TONIGHT, MAN, AND TO CELEBRATE

EVERYONE BEING TOGETHER AND

ENJOYING EACH OTHER AND LIVING

TOGETHER, I WROTE A LITTLE POEM

ABOUT TOGETHERNESS.

"WHY CAN'T WE ALL GET ALONG?

TREAT EACH OTHER REAL NICE-LIKE.

BLACK OR WHITE, CHINESE OR

INDONESIAN, INDIAN OR ESKIMO,

WE'RE ALL THE SAME.

EVERYBODY FARTS AND GOES POO.

(LAUGHTER)

TREAT YOUR NEIGHBOR REAL

NICE-LIKE.

INVITE THEM OVER FOR DINNER.

SERVE THEM PEAS, STEAK, OR FISH.

IT DOESN'T MATTER.

EVENTUALLY, JUST LIKE YOU,

THEY'LL HAVE TO FART AND POO.

SO BE REAL NICE-LIKE.

DO IT TODAY.

OR THIS JIVE-ASS HONEY-GLAZED

HONKEY IS GONNA STEP UP ON YOU,

AND WHEN HONKEY STEPS UP ON YOU,

HONKEY IS IN THE HOUSE WITH

G-MONEY RIPTIDE APPLESAUCE MEAT

SLAP, YO!"

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)