Extended - #HashtagWars - #RuinAVideoGame

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Burnie Burns, Gavin Free and Barbara Dunkelman of Rooster Teeth give popular video game titles an unpleasant rewrite. (2:05)

IT'S NOW TIME FOR TONIGHT'SHASHTAG WARS.

(CHEERING)IT HAS NEVER BEEN EASIER FOR THE

AVERAGE JOE TO MAKE THEIR OWNMODS FOR A VIDEO GAME.

TAKE FOR EXAMPLE, DOUG KEENERSPENT A HUNDRED HOURS RECREATING

SEINFELD'S APARTMENT IN DOOM 2,WHICH IS ON REDDIT AND IT WAS

AMAZING.

CHECK IT OUT.

>> HE RECYCLED THIS GIFT!

HE'S A RE-GIFTER!

>> THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING METHIRSTY.

(GEORGE YELLING)(LAUGHTER)

>> GEORGE!

>> HELLO, NEWMAN.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: YEAH, THEY GET

NEWMAN AT THE END.

HE KILLS NEWMAN AT THE END.

THIS GAME'S AMAZING.

THE ONLY THING SCARIER THAN THEORIGINAL GAME'S DEMONS ARE, UH,

KRAMER'S VIEWS ON RACERELATIONS.

(AUDIENCE GASPS, SHOUTS)WE'RE GONNA-- I DIDN'T SAY IT,

HE DID.

(LAUGHTER)WE'RE GONNA FOLLOW THIS EXAMPLE

WITH TONIGHT'S HASHTAGRUINAVIDEOGAME.

EXAMPLES MIGHT BE: HALO KITTY,AND: BIOSHOCKER, UH, OR...

(LAUGHTER)...OR: SKYRIM JOB. UH...

(LAUGHTER)I'M GONNA PUT 60 SECONDS ON THE

CLOCK, AND BEGIN.

BURNIE.

>> SUPER MARIO BROS. 69.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH.

(CHEERING, WHOOPING, APPLAUSE)POINTS.

(ITALIAN ACCENT): HEY, LUIGI,YOUR MUSTACHE A-TICKLES!

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE, WHOOPING)

GAVIN.

>> FIVE NIGHTS IN FREDDY.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

BARBARA.

>> SONIC THE HEDGE.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

(LAUGHTER)BURNIE.

>> MEGA MANSPLAINING.

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS.

BARBARA.

>> IMMORTAL COMBAT.

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS.

BURNIE.

>> PAC-PERSON, A GENDER-NEUTRALADVENTURE.

(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

GAVIN.

>> NEED FOR SPEED LIMIT.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

BURNIE.

>> ASSASSIN'S COLLECTION OFCREED ALBUMS.

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE)

(WHOOPING)>> HARDWICK: OH, MY GOD!

♪ WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN... (LAUGHTER)