Richard Lewis - Evolved Love

Larry Miller & Ellen DeGeneres Season 1, Ep 31 02/24/1992 Views: 865

Richard falls in love too quickly. (1:11)

I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVEIN THE LAST 15, 20 YEARS

WITH THE WRONG WOMEN.

NOT THAT I'M ANY GIFT

BUT TRUST ME,THE WRONG, REALLY THE...

I MEAN, I WOULD GOTO A SINGLES BAR

AND SOMEONE WOULD SNEER AT MEAND I'M HOOKED, IMMEDIATELY.

AND I JUST-- EVEN MANSON,YOU KNOW, DESPICABLE, RIGHT?

IN ONE MOMENT OF CLARITYHE ACTUALLY TALKED ABOUT DATING

AND WENT, "GO SLOWAFTER YOU MEET SOMEBODY."

THAT WAS MANSON SAYING THAT.

MANSON SAID, "GO SLOW."

I CAN'T... YOU KNOW,HE'S MORE EVOLVED THAN I AM

IN THE DATING PROCESS.

AND MY PROBLEM IS,I'VE BEEN DATING ACTRESSES

BECAUSE I LIVE OUT HERE,AND THEY'RE SO NARCISSISTIC

AND AGAIN, I'M AN ACTOR, TOO

BUT THEY JUST CAREABOUT THE CAREER

AND I'LL NEVER FORGET,MY EX CAME HOME ONE DAY

AND SAID, "YOU KNOW, TODAY I ALMOST DONATED BLOOD."

"HEY, FABULOUS, FABULOUS."

SHE NEVER ATE,ALWAYS THE WEIGHT.

THE BIGGEST SANDWICH...

I THINK ON THANKSGIVING

SHE MADE, LIKE,AN OPEN-FACE CROUTON SANDWICH

WHICH WAS REALLY FABULOUS.

OF COURSE, SHE TOOK DIET VALIUM,WHICH WAS A BIG THING FOR HER