um, let me tell you
about this thingthat happened in Japan.
So,as a holiday publicity stunt,
Domino's Pizzaover there decided
that it was going to havereindeer deliver its pizzas.
-And it did not go so well.-(laughter)
WOMAN: The company in Japan launched the program last week.
It had actual reindeer deliver pizza.
It soon found, though, you know what?
Reindeer aren't very good delivery drivers. The reindeer,
apparently, refused to stop at delivery spots.
-They shook the GPS off their antlers. -MAN: Uh-huh.
WOMAN: They kept shaking the pizzas from their pouches.
Did you see that reindeershaking those boxes off?
I bet Santa's watching thatlike,
-"Oh, you mother(bleep) thoughtit looked easy." -(laughter)
"Ho, ho. How about some creditup in this bitch? Ha, ha!"
You know why I find thisso funny is, like,
just think of this.
When do many people orderDomino's Pizza?
-When they're super high, right?-(laughter)
And then just imagineyou open the door,
and there's some kind ofjacked-up horse with antlers
standing in front of you,
and suddenly,you have to make a choice.
Do you freak out,and then he knows you're high?
Or do you play it coollike nothing's weird?
"Here you go, buddy.
So the bad news is,
Domino's had to pull theirdelivery reindeer off the job.
But the good news is thatthey have a great deal right now
-on a meat lover's special. Yes.-(laughter and groaning)
So, uh... Oh, no, no.
Don't worry. Don't worry.It's not the reindeer.
It's just all the cows and pigsthat you don't care about.