>> HEY, MAN.
AH, MAN,THAT MEETING TOOK FOREVER.
>> YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.I HAD TO PEE BEFORE IT STARTED.
>> YEAH, I HAD TO PEE,AND I DRANK A POT OF COFFEE.
>> YEAH, WELL, YOU HAD TO.
I MEAN, HOW ELSEARE YOU GONNA STAY AWAKE
THROUGH THAT BORE-A-THON?
>> YEAH, SNORE-A-THON.
>> [chuckles] YEAH.
>> NICE.
YOU KNOW WHO LIKESTO HEAR HIMSELF TALK?
>> WHO?>> JOHNSON.
>> OH, MAN,DOES THAT GUY EVER SHUT UP?
>> ONLY WHEN HE'S SHOVELING FOODIN HIS MOUTH.
>> AH, WHAT A DISGUSTING,FAT PIG.
HE'S A MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE,SLOTH-LIKE, GREEDY, RANCID,
ROTTING FROM THE INSIDEAND THE OUTSIDE,
PROBABLY RACIST POD.
HE'S SWINE. HE'S A PIG.HE'S A PIG MAN.
HE'S A SWINE.
[shudders audibly]
>> YOU KNOW WHO I HATE?
>> WHO?>> PHIL.
>> OH, MAN, THAT GUYMIGHT BE THE WORST PERSON
I'VE EVER MET IN MY LIFE.
>> YEAH, I WISH THIS URINALWERE HIS FACE.
>> IF I WAS IN A ROOMWITH PHIL AND HITLER
AND I HAD ONE BULLET,I'D SHOOT PHIL.
>> I'D SHOOT MYSELF,
JUST IN CASE THE ONE BULLETDIDN'T KILL PHIL.
IDIOT.
>> DID YOU SEE HIM THE OTHER DAYAT THE WATERCOOLER
TALKING TO HENDERSON AND COOPERTELLING 'EM SOME LAME STORY,
AND, YOU KNOW, THOSE GUYSARE SITTING THERE,
TRYING TO LOOK INTERESTED.
>> YEAH, YAWN.
GOD BLESS THOSE GUYS
FOR ACTING LIKETHEY WERE INTERESTED AT ALL.
>> YEAH, THEY'RE DOUCHE BAGS.>> TOTAL DOUCHE BAGS.
I HATE THOSE GUYS.
YOU KNOW HENDERSON'SBANGING COOPER'S WIFE?
>> YEAH.I MEAN, EVERYBODY DOES.
>> YOU KNOW WHO I DO LIKE?>> WHO?
>> THE NEW GUY.
>> OH, THAT GUY'S HILARIOUS.
>> HE'S HILARIOUS.>> HE'S REALLY FUNNY.
DID YOU HEAR THAT STORYABOUT HOW HE ACCIDENTALLY SLEPT
WITH A MALE PROSTITUTE?
>> IS THAT HOW HE GOT HERPES?>> YEAH, I GUESS.
EITHER THATOR HIS STAY IN PRISON.
>> OH, RIGHT.HE WAS IN PRISON.
DID I TELL YOU THAT LAST WEEKENDI HAD TO SEE CIRQUE DU SOLEIL?
>> OH, GOD, CIRQUE DU "SO-LAME,"MORE LIKE IT, HUH?
>> I HATE CIRQUE DU SOLEIL.
WHAT? YOU'RE STACKING PEOPLE?>> YEAH.
>> COME ON, JUGGLE FIRE.LIKE, IMPRESS ME.
I DON'T KNOW, FIGHT A LION.>> MM-HMM.
I'LL SEE YOU IN THERE.
>> I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU.HAVE A GOOD ONE.
>> BARE BONES.>> BARE BONES.
DOUCHE BAG.
[door clicks]>> HMM? WHAT WAS THAT?
>> UH, I JUST CALLED YOUA DOUCHE BAG.
>> [laughs] ALL RIGHT, [...].>> [laughs] LATER.