Russ Meneve - Walkie-Talkie Phones

CC Presents: Russ Meneve Season 9, Ep 10 04/07/2005 Views: 4,270

Walkie-talkie phones are annoying. (0:59)

HOW ANNOYING ARE THOSE THINGS ON

THE STREET RIGHT?

[BEEP] "WHAT'S UP, DUDE?"

YOU NOTICE IT'S NEVER AN

INTELLECT ON THAT PHONE?

YOU NEVER HEAR [BEEP] "THAT'S

RIGHT DOCTOR, YOU MAKE THE

INCISION BELOW THE LEFT CEREBRAL

CORTEX."

NO, IT'S ALWAYS [BEEP]

"HEY DUDE, I HEARD YOU HIT

THAT CHICK WITH THE FAT ASS

LAST NIGHT."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I WAS A GENIUS.

I ALMOST HAD A FIGHT WITH ONE

OF THESE GUYS.

GUYS, YOU EVER TRY TO TOUGH

YOUR WAY OUT OF A FIGHT AND IT

COMPLETELY BACKFIRE'S ON YOU?

YOU GO TO TEAR YOUR SHIRT LIKE

HULK HOGAN AND IT DOESN'T RIP

AT ALL.

NOW YOU'RE STANDING THERE WITH

A COMPLETELY STRETCHED OUT

SHIRT WITH FINGER MARKS IN IT.

[LAUGHTER]

BUT I HAD TO FIGHT THIS GUY

'CAUSE HE WAS CALLING ME NAMES

FROM ACROSS THE STREET, RIGHT?

AND THEN HE CALLS ME CHICKEN,

SCREW THAT RIGHT?

SO TO PROVED I'M NOT CHICKEN,

I CROSSED THE ROAD TO GET TO

THE OTHER SIDE.

[LAUGHTER]

I WAS LIKE, "YEAH,

I'M GONNA SNAP YOU IN HALF

[BLEEP] DAMN IT."

I'M GONNA HEAD BUTT YOU.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]