Detroit Is Lawless - Uncensored

  • Season 1 , Ep 6
  • 08/13/2013
  • Views: 21,284

A drunken man from the city of Detroit, Michigan, explains why the city's lawlessness makes it the greatest place to live. (0:34)

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[folk music]

- WHY DO I LOVE DETROIT?

BECAUSE IT'S LAWLESS.

[stammers]AND YOU, AND--AND YOU KNOW,

IT MAYBE COME AROUNDTO BITE YOUR ASS IN THE ASS,

'CAUSE YOUR WINDOWGOT BROKEN OUT

AND THAT SUCKS,AND IT DOES,

AND YOU GO THROUGHSOME HARD TIMES.

BUT THE LAWLESSNESSIS GREAT,

'CAUSE YOU CAN JUSTRIDE YOUR BIKE TO WORK

DRINKING A BEER,JUST LIKE YOU'RE IN NEW ORLEANS,

WHERE YOU'RE ALLOWED TO.

BUT YOU CAN DO THAT HERE TOO.

IT'S OFF THE CHAIN.IT'S GONNA BE AMAZING.

I LOVE MICHIGAN.

MICHIGAN, THAT'S WHAT'S UP.

EVERYONE IN DETROIT,

JUDAS PRIEST IS BETTERTHAN IRON MAIDEN,

AND IRON MAIDENIS THE [bleep].

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