Sock Puppets

  • Season 2 , Ep 2
  • 09/27/2011
  • Views: 38,545

Adam, Blake and Ders come clean about their true feelings and fears by using sock puppets. (3:10)

AND THE LAST ONE IS SOCKPUPPETS.

I KNOW--I KNOW IT SOUNDS RIDICULOUS,

BUT YOU'RE NOT GETTING PAIDUNTIL YOU DO IT.

PLUS, IT SAYSIT'S A LOT OF FUN.

ON THE OTHER HAND, IT ISA SOCK PUPPET SAYING THAT.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CANREALLY TAKE HIS WORD FOR IT.

[ethereal music]

OKAY, THOSE ARE...GREAT, ACTUALLY.

SO LET'S USE 'EM.- THIS IS SO DUMB.

I'M NOT GONNA DO THIS.

- DUDE, IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU.OKAY? SOCK UP.

- USE THE PUPPET.

- FINE. THIS IS DUMB.

ALMOST AS DUMB AS NOT DRINKINGFOR AN ENTIRE WEEK.

- EVERYTHINGYOU DON'T WANT TO DO IS DUMB.

- AND FARTSI'S A GENIUS IDEA!

- YEAH.FOR ONCE, ADAM'S RIGHT, BLAKE.

IT'S TIME YOU GREW UPAND PUT YOUR TIME TOWARDS

SOMETHING THAT'S WORTH SOMETHINGTO SOMEBODY

ANYWHERE ON THIS PLANET.

- GET HIM!

- DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME,YOU FAKE-ASS GROWN-UP.

- OOH...

- OH, I'M SORRY, MAYBEIF YOU WEREN'T SO IMMATURE,

I WOULDN'T HAVE TO HOLD YOURHAND AND WIPE YOUR ASS FOR YOU.

- OKAY, THAT WAS ONE TIME.

AND I TOLD YOU, I'D NEVER BEENCAMPING BEFORE.

- HEY, GUYS, WHY DON'T WETALK ABOUT ME NOW?

- OH, OF COURSE.WHO COULD FORGET YOU?

I LOVE HOW IT TAKES USTO QUIT DRINKING

TO REMEMBER HOW SELFISH ADAM"THE MAIN ATTRACTION" DEMAMP

REALLY IS.

- OH, I LIKE HOW YOU'RE USINGTHAT NICKNAME

TO HURT MY FEELINGS,BUT GUESS WHAT, ANDERS.

- YEAH?- I LOVE IT.

AND I'M GONNA USE ITALL THE TIME NOW.

- DO YOU EVER STOP TALKING?

- YEAH, BLAKE, I'LL AGREE.BUT AT LEAST HE KNOWS

HOW TO WRITE A RENT CHECKON TIME, LIKE AN ADULT.

- MM-HMM.- OH. YOU WANT ME TO GROW UP?

YEAH, I'M IMMATURE.I'M REAL IMMATURE.

BUT I'M IMMATUREBECAUSE I KNOW, WHEN I GROW UP,

IT MEANS I'M GONNA BETHAT MUCH CLOSER

TO MOVING AWAY FROM YOU GUYS,

AND MARRYING GIRLS AND STUFF.

- COME ON, MAN,DON'T SAY THAT.

- NO...HE'S RIGHT.

[voice breaking]I'M SORRY TOO.

I KNOW I CAN BESELF-CENTERED SOMETIMES,

BUT...I NEVER HEARD "NO" GROWING UP.

NOW THAT I'VE LOGGED10,000 HOURS OF BEING A BRAT,

I'M JUST A TOTALSELF-SERVING OUTLIER,

AND THAT'S NOT HOW ADAM"THE MAIN ATTRACTION" DEMAMP

WANTS TO LIVE!

- OH, MAN. ADAM, LOOK...[sniffs]

IT'S HARD TO SAY NOTO THAT FACE.

IT'S A CUTE ONE.- IT IS.

- THANK YOU.

- I KNOW I CAN BECONTROLLING SOMETIMES,

BUT IT'S JUST BECAUSEI CARE ABOUT YOU,

AND I WANT THE BESTFOR YOU.

BUT SOMETIMES I DON'T KNOWWHAT'S BEST.

AND THAT--THAT SCARES ME.

- LIFE...IS...SCARY.

- I KNOW THAT I CANTELL YOU GUYS THIS,

AND YOU WON'T JUDGE ME.

I...LIKE...YOU GUYS!

- [crying]I LIKE YOU TOO, MAN!

I LIKE YOU.LET'S STOP FIGHTING.

- LET'S STOP FIGHTING.I LIKE YOU GUYS!

I LIKE YOU GUYS!

- WOW.THAT WAS INTENSE.

THIS BOOK WORKS.

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