The Life of the Party

  • Season 1 , Ep 8
  • 04/24/2014
  • Views: 2,821

Forrest discovers that being the center of attention at a party requires more than a few novelty items. (2:48)

IN MY NEW HOME WITHMY NEW FAMILY.

OH, I--EXCUSE ME.

CAN YOU PUT ON A PAIR OF PANTSFOR TONIGHT?

PUT ON A PAIR OF PANTS?

HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND.- NOPE.

- HOW COULD I BE MORE CLEAR?

MY PRESENCE HAS ALWAYS BEENA LIVELY ADDITION

TO ANY SOCIAL GATHERING,BUT BEING

THE LIFE OF THE PARTYWAS DIFFERENT.

I'D HAVE TO BETHE FUNNEST PERSON IN THE ROOM,

AND I'D NEED SOME HELP FROMMY OFFICE STAFF.

IF AT ANY TIME TONIGHTYOU SEE ME FLOUNDERING--

LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DOOR WHAT TO SAY, OKAY?--

I NEED YOU TO VERY DISCREETLY

READ ONE OF THE QUESTIONSON THESE CARDS.

YOU WILL BE PROMPTING ME TOTELL SOME OF MY BEST ANECDOTES.

- MR. MACNEIL,YOU GOT A PACKAGE.

- OH, THIS HAS GOT TO BEMY NOVELTY ITEMS.

- OH.- YES, YES! [laughs]

THIS IS JUST A BOX FULL OF FUN.[laughs]

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS."THE BALD MEN'S COMB."

- BUT THERE'S NO--

OH, MY GOD, THAT'S SO FUNNY.- YEAH.

THERE'S NO COMB IN THERE.- HEY.

both: HELLO.- OUT FIRST GUESTS!

- HEY.- [laughs] OH, MY GOODNESS.

EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME.

IGOR, I GOT IT, I GOT IT,I GOT IT.

LET ME WELCOME OUR FIRST GUESTS.

WELCOME!HEY, I HOPE YOU'RE READY

TO GET YOUR PARTY ON![laughs]

OH.

UH--[clears throat].SO...

YOU KNOW, I MEAN, IT'SA TYPICAL PARTY IN MOST WAYS,

UH, THAT WE HAVE PLANNED.

- HAS ANYONE HERE EVER LEARNEDTO SMOKE THEIR OWN SALMON?

- I'M FINE.THANK YOU.

HOW ARE YOU?AS MORE PEOPLE ARRIVED,

I DID MY BEST TO MAKE MEANINGFULCONNECTIONS WITH EVERYONE.

REMEMBER, WE TALKED ABOUTTHE ARMY,

AND HOW YOU WERE NEVER IN IT,BUT ENJOY THE JACKET.

HOW ARE YOU?ARE YOU A COUPLE? [laughs]

ALL RIGHT, I CAN SENSE THATYOU'RE NOT

AND I MADE IT AWKWARD.

SHOULD WE SHAKE HANDS?

I'M DOING FINE.I'M DOING FINE.

ANY ENTERTAINER WILL TELL YOU,IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO BE

ALL THINGS TO ALL PEOPLE.

BUT THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS TO BETHE LIFE OF THE PARTY,

AND I WAS DETERMINED TO SUCCEED.MY FRIEND!

I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.[laughs]

LOOK AT THE LABEL.IT'S A BALD MAN'S COMB,

AND THE BOX IS EMPTY.

[claps][laughs]

SEAN, RIGHT?

- NO.- NO?

WHO WANTS SOME MILK?[laughs]

OH, LOOK AT THIS!

MILK COMES RIGHT OUT OFTHE BOOB.

- WHY WOULD I WANT MILKIN MY BEER?

- WHY WOULD YOU WANT MILKIN YOUR BEER?

YEAH, WELL, I DON'T KNOW,BUT IT'S FUNNY!

[laughs]AS THE EVENING PROGRESSED,

I ATTRACTED PLENTY OF ATTENTIONTO MYSELF.

BUT I ALSO ATTRACTEDCOMPETITORS,

AND THERE CAN ONLY BE ONELIFE OF THE PARTY.

HEY, WHOA, LOOK AT THIS GUY.OH, FANTASTIC.

OH, MY GOSH.OH, THAT'S--OH, SHOOT.

NO ONE COULD BE MORE FUNTHAN ME.

- WHOO-HOO!- AH!

- CAN I PLEASE TALK TO YOU GUYS?

HEY, GUYS.- HEY.

- WHAT YOU WERE JUST DOINGIN THERE

WAS BEING THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.

I'M TRYING TO BETHE LIFE OF THE PARTY.

JUST DON'T SAY ANYTHING ELSE FORTHE REST OF THE NIGHT.

AND HE HAS TO GO.GET--GET HIM OUT OF--

GET HIM OUT.GET HIM OUT OF HERE, GO.

- OKAY.

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