But let's begin tonightwith a major protest in Spain.
NEWSMAN: During the unveiling of a Donald Trump statue
at a Wexford Museum in Madrid,3
a bare-breasted activist from the feminist group FEMEN
staged a protest.
The protestor revealed a slogan in English suggesting
that patriarchy should be grabbed by the genitals.
Grab patriarchy by the balls!
Grab patriarchyby the balls!
there-there are timeswhen I don't know
if I'm happy or sadabout a Trump presidency.
'Cause this is one of thosewhere you're, like:
more protests,but now they're topless?
-(laughter) -This is, like,a weird thing, you know?
It's, like, a boob protest.
And-and by the way, by the way,I just want to say, uh,
-kudos to whoever it was...-(laughter)
that made that statue.
Because it's super realistic.Look at it.
Yeah, it doesn'tlook human at all,
-which is just like Trump.-(laughter, applause)
-It's just like Trump.-(whistling)
If you think about it, DonaldTrump's the first famous person
to have a wax figurethat looks more real than him.
-(laughter)-I bet Trump's foundation
has already purchasedthat statue,
and he's gonnasneak it into the White House
and then go on vacationfor four years.
-Just leave it there.-(laughter)
And it'll do a better job.
Uh... but you know what,
you know what my favorite partof this protest was for me?
The poor guy from the wax museum
trying to cover that woman up
-(laughter) -Look at him,he tries to put a shirt on her.
When it doesn't work,he tries balloons.
-Look at that.-(laughter)
He's like,"I don't know what to do."
I don't know what to do!
But the balloonsdidn't cover the balloons!
-(laughter) -(bleep)How perfect is that, by the way?
I bet first he triedto block her with, uh, like,
you know, he triedwith balloons, it didn't work,
and then he was like,"Let's try these cantaloupes.
"No, that doesn't work.
"Oh, two jugs of milk? No!
"Another topless woman? Aah!
Something has to work!"
Honestly, though, this was a...
it wasa really effective protest.
You know? I'm impressed.
Because this woman,this protestor,
wrote her message on her boobs.
And that's really the only way
to get Donald Trumpto read anything.
-(laughter)-The CIA should start writing
his intelligence briefingson boobs.
I promise you now, he will wantto see that every day.
And he'll know right awaywhen they come into his office
with really big news-- he'llbe like, "Uh-oh, double-D's!
"What's going onin the Middle East?
Something's wrong.Something's wrong."
(applause, cheering, whistling)