Pitches, Man, Pitches - Uncensored

  • Season 2, Ep 9
  • 03/17/2004
  • Views: 204,283

When a stranger pitches him a movie idea, Dave zones out. (2:42)

- OH, I KNOW YOU DO.

COME HERE, GIRL.GIVE ME SOME.

- EXCUSE ME,I HATE TO INTERRUPT,

BUT I JUST HAD TO SAY HELLO.

- HEY, MAN, HOW YOU DOING?

- IS THIS A BAD TIME?

- YOU KIND OF CAUGHT MEIN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING--

- COOL.

SO I'M SURE YOU GET THISALL THE TIME,

BUT I HAVE THE PERFECT IDEAFOR YOU.

IT'S A MOVIE.

IS IT COOL IF I SIT DOWN?

THIS WILL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE.

I'M FRANK FELDMAN.

- YOU KIND OF CAUGHT MEAND THE WIFE AT A BAD TIME--

- IT'S A LOVE STORY.

YOU PLAYAN UNDERGROUND STREET POET

NAMED COLT 45.

HE'S A REBELWITH A BIG HEART.

HE'S A LONER BECAUSE HIS WIFEHAS BEEN KILLED

BY THE CHIEF FINANCIAL OFFICEROF THE COMPANY SHE USED TO...

- BICYCLE.

MONKEY.

ASHY LARRY.

- HE'S A VOLUNTEER VETERINARIANON WEDNESDAYS...

- I WONDER WHAT ARSENIO'SDOING RIGHT NOW.

HE PROBABLY ATA WINE AND CHEESE PARTY.

- DAMN, THAT'S SOMEGOOD-ASS CHEESE!

- IF THEY DON'T TELL HIMHOW GOOD THE CHEESE IS,

HE'LL BE MAD.

- HOW COME YOU DIDN'T TELL MEHOW GOOD THE CHEESE WAS?

MOTHERFUCKER.

GOOD-ASS CHEESE, MAN.

WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOOKING AT?- I WAS--

- BOB EUBANKS-LOOKINGMOTHERFUCKER,

YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD MEHOW GOOD THE CHEESE WAS.

- I WAS THINKING THE VILLAIN

COULD BE PLAYEDBY ROD STEWART...

- MAN, I SHOULD'VEBEEN A RAPPER.

THAT LOOK LIKE FUN.

♪ HOW YOU GONNARIP IT LIKE THIS, SON ♪

♪ HOW YOU GONNA RIP ITLIKE THAT, SON ♪

♪ I DON'T PLAY THATBECAUSE IT'S ACTION... ♪

BUT I NEED A GIMMICK.

♪ THAT'S RIGHT,I'M THE BLACK SHEEP ♪

♪ THE REAL BLACK SHEEP

♪ I'M THE BLACK SHEEP,THE REAL BLACK SHEEP ♪

♪ I SAID UH

♪ UH

- WE HAVE THIS BIG SHOWDOWN

AT THE FOOTOF THE SPACE SHUTTLE.

- ♪ DO-DI-LE,DO-DI-LE, DO-DE-LE-LO ♪

♪ DO-DI-LE,DO-DI-LE, DO-DE-LE-LO ♪

♪ DO-DI-LE, DO-DI-LE,DO-DE-LE-LO ♪

- MY COMPANY IS WILLINGTO OFFER YOU $12 MILLION.

[cash register ding]

- $12 MILLION?

FRANK, RIGHT?

YOU WANT SOMETHINGTO DRINK?

WAITRESS, GET THIS NIGGASOMETHING TO DRINK.

LOOK, FRANK, I DON'T KNOWIF YOU KNOW THIS--

YOU KNOW THOSE SKITSON CHAPPELLE'S SHOW?

I WRITE A LOT OF THOSE,

AND I'M THINKING MAYBEI COULD GIVE YOU SOME IDEAS

TO MAKE COLT A MOREINTERESTING CHARACTER.

- I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR THEM.

- ALL RIGHT, WELL,INSTEAD OF CALLING HIM COLT 45,

FIRST OF ALL,WE GOT TO CHANGE THE NAME...

- NASCAR RACE.

UNICORNS.

DIRTY DIAPERS.

- INSTEAD OFTHE SPACE SHUTTLE,

WE MAKE IT RIGHT ON THE STEPSOF THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL.

THAT'S GOOD.

WONDER WHAT MY GIRLTHINKING ABOUT.

- YOU KNOW WHO I'D LOVETO HAVE SEX WITH?

- [laughs]

- ♪ DO-DI-LE,DO-DI-LE, DO-DE-LE-LO ♪

♪ DO-DI-LE,DO-DI-LE, DO-DE-LE-LO ♪

♪ DO-DI-LE, DO-DI-LE,DO-DE-LE-LO... ♪

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