And-1 Mixtape - Uncensored

  • Season 1 , Ep 12
  • 04/09/2003
  • Views: 210,820

Dave employs street basketball tactics in other sports. (3:48)

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PUT ME ONTO THESE AND 1 MIX TAPES,

YOU EVER SEEN THOSE ?

IT IS LIKE THE HOTTESTTHING YOU EVER SEEN.

THESE BASKETBALL TAPESIS THE BOMB.

THEY GOT SOME OFTHE NASTIEST STREET PLAYERS

I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.

GO AHEAD, SHOW 'EMSOME OF THAT AND 1.

( audience laughing )

( audience )WHOO !

WHOO !

( cheers & applause )

AW, THAT WAS JUSTNASTY !

NOW...

AS DOPE AS THAT WAS,

THE NEW AND 1 MIX TAPE KILLS IT'CAUSE IT DOES ALL SPORTS,

NOT JUST BASKETBALL,AND IT'S OFF THE HOOK.

CHECK IT OUT,I'M SERIOUS.

♪ IT ONLY SEEMS LIKE I GETEVERYTHING THAT I WANT ♪

♪ I SPIT A LOT OF VERBS... ♪

OH, HO !

NO, HE DIDN'T,NO, HE DIDN'T !

( laughter )

( hollering )

YO, YO,YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING.

WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE HIM HIT,WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE HIM HIT !

WAIT 'TILYOU SEE HIM HIT !

♪ I THINK IT'S A DISTORTED MINDBUT IN A WAY FORTIFIED ♪

♪ ON THE BORDERLINEWITH SO MUCH MORE TO FIND ♪

♪ A DISTORTED MIND BUTIN A WAY FORTIFIED ♪

♪ ON THE BORDERLINEWITH SO MUCH MORE TO FIND ♪

♪ THE FORCE IS MINE ♪

♪ THIS SOURCEIS SURE TO SHINE... ♪

( laughter )

♪ NOT YOUR AVERAGE HUMAN BEINGTHE FLOW IS STREAMING... ♪

( cheering & hollering )

♪ ... FLOW WITH THE FEELINGIT'S SO APPEALING... ♪

( crowd )OH... !

WATCH THIS !

WATCH HIM, WATCH HIM !

♪ ... STRICTLY GAME,I NEVER MISS THE PAIN ♪

♪ AND THOUGH PEOPLESAY I'M INSANE ♪

♪ MANGLE THE GAME, THE ANGLEIS TO STRANGLE THE GAME ♪

♪ AND HANDLE THE CHANGEAND STAY SANE AND MAINTAIN... ♪

( hollering )

THAT'S THE BADDEST MOTHERFUCKERI EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE !

♪ AND NOT TO BESTOPWATCHED ♪♪

♪ YO, WITH EVERY OUNCEOF FRIENDSHIP ♪

♪ I SUPPORTAND BACK THE RHYTHM ♪

♪ AND EVERY TRACK I GIVE 'EM,I'M JUST SUPPORTING FACTIVISM ♪

♪ IN YOUR FACE... ♪

( cheering & hollering )

♪ HE JOGS AT BEGINNER PACEWHILE I WIN THE RACE ♪

♪ TIP--LAP A FLOW-FLOW... ♪

♪ I'M FUN AND BEING SIMPLESO I HAD A TEST OF DECENCY ♪

♪ HIT THE STUDIO AND FUCKIN'MANIFEST THE FREQUENCY ♪

♪ GET TO TRULY KNOW US ♪

♪ AND YOU'LL GET TO SEEWHAT WE CAN SEE... ♪♪

( cheering and hollering )

IN YOUR FACE !

♪ GIVE ME A POCKET FULL OFCHEESE FOR THESE CLUB RATS ♪

♪ AND A BIG BAG OF TREATSFOR THESE CLUB RATS ♪

♪ YO, FRESH DRESSEDLIKE A MILLION BUCKS ♪

♪ PUT ON MY WHITE GLOWAND MY ALL-WHITE TUX ♪

♪ SMELLIN' LIKE SOME ANGEL ♪

♪ IN CASE MY DICKGET SUCKED ♪

♪ YOU KNOW THAT USUALLY HAPPENSIN THE BACK OF THE TRUCK ♪

♪ IF I'M PACKIN'YOU DUCK... ♪

( cheering & hollering )

♪ MY DOGS ALL READYTO BARK ♪

♪ ONE OF MY NIGGERSSAID HE DRUNK SO MUCH ♪

♪ HE ALREADY ABOUTTO FALL... ♪

YEAH... !

OH !

MAN, YOU THE SICKESTMOTHERFUCKER

I EVER SEENIN THE ALLEY, SON !

WAIT 'TIL YOUSEE HIM PLAY DEFENSE,

YOU AIN'T SEENNOTHIN', YO !

( hollering )

OH !

♪ YO, STAY ON YOURKNEES FOR THESE CLUB RATS ♪

♪ DON'T FORGET THE CHEESE'CAUSE THEY LOVE THAT ♪

♪ GIVE ME A POCKET FULL OFCHEESE FOR THESE CLUB RATS ♪

♪ AND A BIG BAG OF TREATS FORTHESE CLUB RATS... ♪

( chanting )GUTTERBALLS,GUTTERBALLS...

( cheering & hollering )

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