Chelsea Peretti - Sex Talk

  • Season 15, Ep 3
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 49,961

Chelsea Peretti was seeing a guy who would say weird things during sex. (2:36)

I WAS SEEINGSOMEONE FOR A WHILE

AND, UM, HETALKED DURING SEX

AND HE SAID STUFF THATI THOUGHT WAS WEIRD,

BUT I DON'T KNOW.

SO I RECORDED IT ON THISSPY DEVICE FROM THE 1970s,

AND I THOUGHT I WOULDPLAY IT FOR YOU GUYS,

AND THEN, YOU TELL ME,IS IT WEIRD OR WHAT.

AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, WHENI GET VERY UNCOMFORTABLE,

I'LL BE LIKE,"OH, WOW."

[audience laughing]

READY?

- AHH!

AHH!

- OH, WOW!

- AHH!

OH, MAMA.

OH, MAMA.

OH, MOM.

OH, MY MOM.

OH, YOU'RE MY MOM.

OH, OH, MY MOTHER.

OH, MY MOTHER.

OH, YOU'RE MY MOM.

YOU ARE MY MOM.

OH, YOU'RE MY MOM.

MOM, MOM, MOM,I LOVE YOU.

MOM, MOM, MOM.

OH, MOTHER.

- OH.

[applause]

I DON'T WANT TO READTOO MUCH INTO IT,

BUT I KIND OFFELT AS THOUGH

HE WANTED TO[deleted] HIS MOTHER.

SO I WAS LIKE, "CAN YOU NOT,LIKE, TALK ABOUT YOUR MOM

"OR ME BEING YOURMOM DURING SEX?"

SO HE'S LIKE, "OKAY."

AND THEN HE STARTEDTO DOING THIS.

- OH.

- OH.

OH, WOW!

OH, WOW!

- OH, GOD.

OH, GOD.

- OH, YEAH, WOW!

- OH, GOD.

OH, OH, JESUS.

OH, JESUS CHRIST.

OH, SON OF GOD.

OH, MOTHER SON OFGOD, BORN OF MARY.

OH, OH, JESUS CHRIST,SON OF GOD, PRINCE OF PEACE,

BORN OF MARY ANDJOSEPH IN GALILEE.

OH, GOD.

OH, GOD.

OH, JESUS CHRIST.

OH, KILLED BY THE JEWS.

- NO.

NO, IT WAS TOO MUCH,IT WAS TOO MUCH.

[applause]

I WANNA KNOW WHY TWO GUYSHI-FIVED DURING THAT,

BUT I'LL FIGURE-FIGURETHAT OUT LATER.

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