This is a fight between a manand a woman
with theirappropriate soundtracks.
A guy comes home.[upbeat music]
"Hey, baby.How was your day?"
"How was my day?[ominous music]
"Well, the factyou just asked me that
"means you didn't even checkmy Facebook account.
"That means you don'teven care about me.
"Someone who doesn't checksomeone's Facebook account
"means they don't careabout them.
"'Cause I saidI'm having a bad day
and I did not get one commentof encouragement from you."
[upbeat music]"I'm sorry, baby.
"I didn't have Wi-Fiwhere I was.
"Let's go out.Let's have some fun tonight.
Let's get drunk."
"Oh, the big bearwants to drink.
[dramatic music]"That's a big surprise.
"Oh, the big bearis gonna get drunk.
Maybe you'll pee on methis time, you idiot."
[upbeat music]"No, no, that was,
"like, five years ago.
"I don't want to talkabout that anymore.
"Let's have sex.You're so hot.
I want to have sexwith you so bad."
"Yeah, your dick's gonna solveall my problems.
[dramatic music]"You and your nine dicks.
"You're an idiot.And your friends are dumb too.
You're all stupid."
[upbeat music]"I don't want to have sex.
"No.What's gonna make you happy?
"Let's just sit on the couch.Let's watch WALL-E.
Let's watch WALL-E again."
[crying] "You don't wantto have sex with me.
"Why don't you wantto touch me anymore?
You used to want me--used towanna fuck me all the time."
[upbeat music]"I just said I did!
I just did."
And then that'swhen they turn it on you.
"Why are you yelling?"[dramatic music]
Thank you.[cheers and applause]