SEAN CULLEN>> HELLO.
HELLO, DYLAN.
HELLO, EVERYONE.
HELLO.
(APPLAUSE CONTINUES)
YOU, SIR.
HELLO, MA'AM.
OH, MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU EXCITED
ABOUT?
I DON'T KNOW.
I'M SEAN CULLEN.
HELLO.
WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, SIR.
A GIANT MAN.
YOU'RE HUGE, AREN'T YOU?
YOU ARE WELL OVER 18 FEET TALL.
I'D LIKE TO CLIMB UP YOU
ONE DAY.
(LAUGHTER)
MESS WITH YOUR HAIR.
THAT MIGHT BE FUN.
I DON'T KNOW.
WHY NOT?
HEY, I'M SEAN CULLEN.
IT'S WONDERFUL TO BE HERE.
YOU LOOK LOVELY, MA'AM.
BRILLIANT.
YOU LOOK LOVELY MA'AM.
BOTH OF YOUR HAIRS BEAUTIFULLY
TURNED OUT.
YOU'VE DONE A LOT OF GOOD WORK
THERE.
IT'S NICE BUT HOW COULD I REACH
OUT TO YOU?
HOW COULD I TOUCH YOU?
HOW COULD I FEEL YOU?
HOW COULD I KNOW YOU
WITHOUT GOING TO PRISON?
HOW COULD I DO IT?
WELL, I THINK THROUGH SONG.
♪ (GUITAR PLAYS)
♪ WELCOME, WELCOME TO THE SHOW
♪ I HOPE YOU HAVE FUN
♪ HAVE A GOOD TIME
♪ CLAP YOUR HANDS
♪ IF YOU WANT TO
♪ ACTUALLY STOP
♪ IT'S DISTRACTING
♪ HEY, IT'S NICE TO BE HERE
♪ LET'S HAVE A GOOD TIME
♪ DRINK SOME BEER,
♪ DRINK SOME WINE
♪ BUT THEY DON'T GIVE YOU
♪ BEER OR WINE
♪ THEY JUST GIVE
♪ YOU CLEAR LIQUIDS
♪ AND BROWN LIQUIDS
♪ HEY, IT'S TIME
♪ TO HAVE A GOOD TIME
♪ I HOPE YOU DO
♪ WITH THE GIANT MAN
♪ OR MAYBE THE WOMEN
♪ WITH THE LOVELY HAIR
♪ HEY, LET'S HAVE SOME FUN
♪ WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE
♪ LIKE A DWARF AS I HIT YOU
♪ WITH LITTLE PIECES OF CORN?
♪ ALL RIGHT, FORGET ABOUT THAT
♪ LET'S HAVE SOME FUN TONIGHT
♪ IT'S TIME FOR MY BIG SHOW
♪ THIS IS MY MOMENT
♪ YES, THIS IS THE TIME
♪ THIS IS THE HOUR
♪ PERHAPS BEFORE THE SHOW
♪ I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN A SHOWER
♪ BUT IT'S TOO LATE NOW
♪ I'M CRUSTY,
♪ LET'S GET ON WITH IT
♪ THIS IS MY SHOW
♪ THIS IS MY NIGHT
♪ PLEASE LET'S NOT FIGHT
♪ EACH OTHER OR ANIMALS
♪ THAT WE FIND IN THE STREETS
♪ THIS IS MY SHOW ♪
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
YES.
LOVE YOU.
HELLO.