SEAN CULLEN>> HELLO.

HELLO, DYLAN.

HELLO, EVERYONE.

HELLO.

(APPLAUSE CONTINUES)

YOU, SIR.

HELLO, MA'AM.

OH, MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU EXCITED

ABOUT?

I DON'T KNOW.

I'M SEAN CULLEN.

HELLO.

WELCOME TO THE SHOW.

IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.

IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, SIR.

A GIANT MAN.

YOU'RE HUGE, AREN'T YOU?

YOU ARE WELL OVER 18 FEET TALL.

I'D LIKE TO CLIMB UP YOU

ONE DAY.

(LAUGHTER)

MESS WITH YOUR HAIR.

THAT MIGHT BE FUN.

I DON'T KNOW.

WHY NOT?

HEY, I'M SEAN CULLEN.

IT'S WONDERFUL TO BE HERE.

YOU LOOK LOVELY, MA'AM.

BRILLIANT.

YOU LOOK LOVELY MA'AM.

BOTH OF YOUR HAIRS BEAUTIFULLY

TURNED OUT.

YOU'VE DONE A LOT OF GOOD WORK

THERE.

IT'S NICE BUT HOW COULD I REACH

OUT TO YOU?

HOW COULD I TOUCH YOU?

HOW COULD I FEEL YOU?

HOW COULD I KNOW YOU

WITHOUT GOING TO PRISON?

HOW COULD I DO IT?

WELL, I THINK THROUGH SONG.

♪ (GUITAR PLAYS)

♪ WELCOME, WELCOME TO THE SHOW

♪ I HOPE YOU HAVE FUN

♪ HAVE A GOOD TIME

♪ CLAP YOUR HANDS

♪ IF YOU WANT TO

♪ ACTUALLY STOP

♪ IT'S DISTRACTING

♪ HEY, IT'S NICE TO BE HERE

♪ LET'S HAVE A GOOD TIME

♪ DRINK SOME BEER,

♪ DRINK SOME WINE

♪ BUT THEY DON'T GIVE YOU

♪ BEER OR WINE

♪ THEY JUST GIVE

♪ YOU CLEAR LIQUIDS

♪ AND BROWN LIQUIDS

♪ HEY, IT'S TIME

♪ TO HAVE A GOOD TIME

♪ I HOPE YOU DO

♪ WITH THE GIANT MAN

♪ OR MAYBE THE WOMEN

♪ WITH THE LOVELY HAIR

♪ HEY, LET'S HAVE SOME FUN

♪ WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE

♪ LIKE A DWARF AS I HIT YOU

♪ WITH LITTLE PIECES OF CORN?

♪ ALL RIGHT, FORGET ABOUT THAT

♪ LET'S HAVE SOME FUN TONIGHT

♪ IT'S TIME FOR MY BIG SHOW

♪ THIS IS MY MOMENT

♪ YES, THIS IS THE TIME

♪ THIS IS THE HOUR

♪ PERHAPS BEFORE THE SHOW

♪ I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN A SHOWER

♪ BUT IT'S TOO LATE NOW

♪ I'M CRUSTY,

♪ LET'S GET ON WITH IT

♪ THIS IS MY SHOW

♪ THIS IS MY NIGHT

♪ PLEASE LET'S NOT FIGHT

♪ EACH OTHER OR ANIMALS

♪ THAT WE FIND IN THE STREETS

♪ THIS IS MY SHOW ♪

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

YES.

LOVE YOU.

HELLO.