- So, thank you for comin' to Newark.
I'd like to read some supportive tweets
I got before we get started.
Yeah, my Twitter followers, these are people,
keep in mind, that are following me.
They're my big fans.
I announced on Twitter a couple of days ago
that I'd be doing my ownComedy Central special,
and here's a couple of tweets I got back from my big fans.
A kid in Iowa wrote, "Eat a dick, fatty."
- [Man] How many calories?
- Thank you.
A woman in Montanawrote, "Try not to look
"like an enormous piece of whale shit."
And this was topical, from a kid in Jersey.
"Heard you're doing a stand up special in Newark.
"Did the Special Olympics add a comedy event?"