Date Crash

Season 2 , Ep 16 12/11/08 Views: 16,871

Jay and Laura's fireside evening gets interrupted by a familiar visitor. (2:22)

♪ THE LOOK

♪ OF LOVE

♪ IS IN

♪ YOUR EYES

IF YOU ASK ME,

THIS EVENING IS GETTINGA LITTLE BIT ROMANTIC.

YOU KNOW, MR. VALENTINE'S DAYCALLED.

AND HE SAID, "HEY, BUDDY,YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

[Laura screams]

THIS IS A STICKUP,YOU BUNCH OF SUCKERS!

HOW DARE YOU?

I'M IN LOVE HERE.

AAGH--WHEN I'M HAVING--JAY!

I'M HAVING A DATEWITH MY PRETTY LADY!

[grunting]

YOU LIKE THAT?

[crying]

AH!

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,

YA PERP, THAT'S CALLED HANDCUFFS.

WAIT A MINUTE,WHAT'S THIS?

WHAT'S THIS?

OH.

HE'S NOT THE REAL CROOK.

YOU ARE.

HUH?

YOU STOLE MY HEART.

TIG?

YEAH, I WASN'T REALLYBREAKING IN.

WE ACTUALLY PLANNED THIS.

LAURA,

WOULD YOU MAKE METHE HAPPIEST MAN IN THE WORLD?

[gasps]

LET'S GET MARRIEDAND LIVE FOREVER.

[voice breaking]OH, JAY!

[laughs]

(Brian) WOW, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GUYS.

YEAH, THAT'S AWESOME.

WOW, MARRIAGE.

WHAT AN EARTH-SHATTERING CHANGE

FOR TWO PEOPLEWHO ALREADY LIVE TOGETHER.

SARAH.

MARRIAGE IS NOT JUST ABOUTLIVING TOGETHER.

ALL RIGHT?

IT'S ABOUT LOVE.

I MEAN, YOU AND YOUR DOG LIVE TOGETHER

AND YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE.

[laughs]

[mock laughs]ACTUALLY, WE ARE IN LOVE, JAY.

WE ARE RICHLYAND DEEPLY IN LOVE.

WE JUST DON'T NEEDA GOVERNMENT CERTIFICATE

TO PROVE IT,UNLIKE YOU AND LAURA.

CAN'T YOU JUST FOR ONCEBE HAPPY

ABOUT YOUR SISTER'S HAPPINESS?

CAN'T YOU JUST HAVEA TIC-TAC, POOH BEAR?

SARAH!LAURA!

CHECK, PLEASE.

WE ALREADY PAID.

I KNOW THAT.

IT'S WHAT YOU SAYAFTER RESTAURANT WEIRDNESS.

YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU'DBE HAPPIER FOR US

IF YOU HAD SOMEONE SPECIAL OF YOUR OWN.

MM-HMM.

I KNOW, I'LL GO LOOK FOR HIMRIGHT NOW.

MAYBE HE'S DOWNSTAIRS.

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