Highly Sensitive People

  • Season 2, Ep 2
  • 01/15/2013
  • Views: 9,179

Jeff Ross speed roasts a group of highly sensitive people. (3:16)

YES, IT'S A TOUGH WORLD OUT

THERE, PEOPLE, AND WE NEED

TO HAVE THICK SKIN TO

SURVIVE.

NOT ALL OF US CAN TAKE A

JOKE, SO AS A PUBLIC SERVICE

I WENT TO A MET -- -- MEET

MEETING OF HIGH LIP

SENSITIVE PEOPLE TO TRY TO

TEACH ACCEPTSIVE PEOPLE HOW

TO TAKE A JOKE.

IT WAS A TOUGH ROOM.

>> ONE THING THAT I TALK

ABOUT IS THAT HIGHLY

SENSITIVE PEOPLE, IF THEY

CAN TAKE SOMETHING AS AN

INSULT OR NEGATIVE, THEY

WILL.

SO WITH THAT IN MIND, JEFF

WILL YOU TEACH ALL THE

SENSITIVE PEOPLE IN THIS

ROOM HOW TO TAKE A JOKE?

>> I'LL TRY.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

ALL RIGHT.

HOW ABOUT A HAND FOR

DR. SIGMUND FRAUD?

YOU PEOPLE WOULD BE BETTER

OFF TAKING MEDICAL ADVICE

FROM DR. CONRAD MURRAY.

THAT WAS MICHAEL JACKSON'S

DOCTOR.

40U ABOUT LARRY DAVID'S

COUSIN?

ARE YOU A HIGHLY SENSITIVE

PERSON?

>> EXTREME LICENSEIVE.

>> REALLY?

>> JUST ABOUT THIS SIDE OF A

RECLUSE.

>> YOU WANT TO SHARE YOUR

PARTICULARLY SENSITIVE

MOMENT WITH US?

>> I LOST MY WIFE ABOUT NINE

YEARS AGO.

>> SHE WAS 51.

>> DOES COMEDY HELP THOSE

SKWAIGSZ?

OBVIOUSLY THE PAIN IS DEEP.

I FEEL LIKE WHEN YOU LOSE

SOMEBODY YOU MOURN FOR A

WHILE AND THEN MOVE ON.

>> I'M STILL IN THERAPY AND

TAKING MEDICATION.

I DON'T KNOW.

I'M GOING THROUGH A VERY

STRANGE TIME RIGHT NOW.

>> HUH.

ARE YOU AVAILABLE FOR

CHILDREN'S PARTIES?

I THINK WE SHOULD PUT A RED

NOSE ON YOU, DO SOME

JUGGLING.

>> IF I'M ON THE BUS AN

SOMEBODY MAKES EYE CONTACT

WITH ME, DON'T KNOW HOW TO

TAKE IT.

>> THEY'RE JUST STARING AT

YOUR EARS.

>> YEAH.

>> I WONDER IF YOU GET CABLE

WITH THOSE EARS SEE THAT?

THAT'S TAKING A JOKE THERE.

I'M GOING TO TRY SPEED

ROASTING YOU, AND WHEN THE

JOKE GETS TOO SENSITIVE, LET

ME KNOW.

YOU'RE LIKE A LESS

SUCCESSFUL DENNIS QUAID

TOMORROW.

TIME WOMEN OPEN THEIR POUTS

FOR YOU IS WHEN SHE YAUNS.

THANK YOU.

NEXT TIME YOU'RE FEELING

LIKE SOMEBODY'S BULLYING YOU

OR TEASING YOU OR PICKING ON

YOU, LOOK 'EM UP AND DOWN

AND GIVE IT RIGHT BACK TO

'EM.

I PROMISE YOU'LL FEEL

BETTER.

ANY QUESTIONS?

ALAN.

I.

>> I HEARD THAT COMEDIANS

ARE VERY SENSITIVE.

DO YOU KNOW ANY COMEDIANS?

>> [BLEEP] YOU AND YOUR

SWEATER, ALAN.

HEY!

YOU'RE CURED.

GIVE IT UP FOR OUR HIGHLY

SENSITIVE PEOPLE, JIM,

MICHAEL AND EDWARD.

THAT WAS YOU A SOME OF THE I

CALL THEM THE THROUGH

TEARDROPS.

COMING UP, THE LEAST

SENSITIVE PEOPLE I KNOW,

DAVE ATTELL, WORLD CHAMPION,

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