Andrew Kennedy - Genetics

  • Season 11 , Ep 3
  • 01/18/2007
  • Views: 19,444

Andrew's dad and son are well-endowed. (2:37)

MY FATHER IS 5'7", 142 POUNDS,NOT ATHLETIC WHATSOEVER.

EVERY FATHER-SON THING WE EVER DID,

WE LOST MISERABLE.

[BRITISH ACCENT] "WE'LL GET THEM NEXT TIME."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

"NO, NO WE WON'T DAD.

NO. WE RAN THE WRONG WAY, YEAH?"

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

"WELL, SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA GO AGAINST THE GRAIN,

- THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY." - [LAUGHTER]

"THEY HAD CONES DAD.THEY HAD CONES FOR US."

[LAUGHTER]

SO HE'S THIS LITTLE GUY,ENORMOUSLY WELL ENDOWED,

LIKE PORN STAR, LEGENDARY, TALK-OF-THE-STATE LARGE. OKAY?

AND MY 2 1/2 YEAR-OLD SON GOT IT.

IT SKIPPED ME, BUT GOT HIM RIGHT BETWEEN THE LEGS.

HOW WEIRD IS THAT? HOW WEIRD IS THAT, THAT I HAVE

THE GENETIC INFORMATION TO CREATE AN ENORMOUS ONE,

IT'S JUST NOT FROM ME. IT'S JUST-- RIGHT?

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I GOT A GLANCING BLOW,BUT I-- I DIDN'T GET THE

[BRITISH ACCENT] "STAFF OF KNOWLEDGE, WELL DONE!

I SAY HE'S GOT IT."

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

IT'S LIKE BEING THE CARRIER, THE MESSENGER,

LIKE A UPS GUY THAT HOLDS ONTO A PACKAGE FOR 32 YEARS

AND THEN HANDS IT OFF TO HIS SECOND BORN.

AND MY WIFE WON'T EVEN LET ME HAVE FUN WITH THE REACTION

FROM PEOPLE THAT SEE HIMBECAUSE THERE ARE MANY

ASSUMPTIONS MADE OF ME."APPLE TREE, NOT FAR."

WHENEVER THEY SEE IAN, LIKE AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE.

HE WAS AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE AND THE NURSE WALKED IN,

- SAW IAN, "WOW."- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

- LOOKED AT ME, HMMM.- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

- AND SO OF COURSE, I WENT... - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

[SUAVE VOICE] "THAT'S HOW WE ROLL AROUND HERE."

[MEN CHEERING]

AND MY WIFE SAW THE WHOLE THING.

SO SHE JUST CHIMES IN, "OH, HE DIDN'T GET IT FROM HIM.

"MR. MAGOO OVER HERE IS THE GUY YOU SHOULD BE FLIRTING WITH."

[LAUGHTER]

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