Tracy Morgan - Meeting the Neighbors

Tracy Morgan: Bona Fide Season 1, Ep 101 04/20/2014 Views: 32,784

Tracy Morgan's neighbors did not know what they were getting when he moved into the neighborhood. (1:25)

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I'M NEVER GONNA BE COMFORTABLE.NEVER.

I HAD TO CREATE MY OWN LANE.YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

I CAN'T GO BACKTO WHERE I GREW UP AT.

'CAUSE THEY'LL ROBTHE SHIT OUT OF ME.

"WE LOVE YOU, TRAY.YOU FUNNY AND ALL.

BUT I NEED THAT CHAIN,GOD DAMN IT.

AND THE BRACELET. COME ON."

I CAN'T HANG OUTWHERE I LIVE AT NOW,

'CAUSE DUDES LIKE MEJUST DON'T BE LIVING THERE.

ALL MY LIFE, I GREW UPWATCHING THESE TV SHOWS

WHERE THE WELCOMING COMMITTEE,THE NEIGHBORS,

THEY COME YOUR FIRST DAYLIVING THERE,

THEY KNOCK ON THE DOOR,AND THEY GREET YOU,

AND THEY WELCOME YOUTO THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

THAT HAPPENED TO ME.

BUT MY NAME IS TRACY MORGAN,

SO THEY DIDN'T KNOWWHAT THEY WAS GETTING.

THEY THOUGHT THEY WAS GETTINGAN IRISH FEMALE.

TRACY MORGAN. YOU KNOW?

[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

LITTLE WHITE LADY RANG MY BELL.

I WAS LIKE -- I LOOKED OUTMY PEEPHOLE. I WAS LIKE, "WOW!

AN OLD WHITE LADY WITHSOME DOUGHNUTS AND STUFF."

AND I CAME TO THE DOORWITH MY BLACK DO-RAG ON --

YOU KNOW,A.K.A. "SCARE WHITEY" HAT?

AND SHE LOOKED AT ME,AND SHE SAID, "AAH!"

I DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE GOTTHE HORSE AND THE LANTERN FROM,

BUT SHE TURNED INTO PAUL REVERE.

SHE'S LIKE, "THE [BLEEP] ARECOMING! THE [BLEEP] ARE COMING!

THE [BLEEP] ARE COMING![BLEEP] THE BRITISH!"

[ LAUGHTER ]

I TORE THEM PASTRIES UP.

I AIN'T GONNA LET RACISM

GET IN THE WAYOF NO GOOD DOUGHNUTS, YOU KNOW?