UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE BEFORE WORLD WAR II.
I WOULD HAVE LEFT PROBABLY ABOUT 1923.
ANY SIGN AT ALL,I WOULD'VE BEEN OUT OF THERE.
I WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE--COME HOME ONE NIGHT.
"HONEY, I WAS OVER AT THE VEINERSCHMITZEL
EATING MY SCHMICKENKASHEN, AND--
THE WAITRESS SHOT ME A FUNNY LOOK.
LET'S GO! PACK UP THE CAR! WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
- LET'S DRIVE TO THE RHINE!" - [LAUGHTER]
THE REPUBLICANS ALWAYS GET VERY UPSET
WHEN YOU COMPARE THEM TO NAZIS. AND THAT MAKES ME WANT TO DO IT
- EVEN MORE. YOU KNOW? - [LAUGHTER]
- YEAH EXACTLY.- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
I LIKE TO PREACH TO THE CONVERTED. I DO BETTER.
SO WHEN I'M TALKINGTO REPUBLICANS, I JUST KIND OF--
I SLIP IT IN THE CONVERSATION. YOU KNOW? IT'S LIKE.
"HEY, DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE CONDA-NAZI-RICE
ON TV LAST NIGHT? SHE'S GREAT."
- [LAUGHTER]- WHAT? WHAT DID I SAY?
I SAID, DID YOU SEE CONDOLEEZZA REICH.
- EICHHHHH! - [LAUGHTER]
I DON'T WANT TO COMPARE THE REPUBLICANS TO NAZIS.
I'M JUST SAYING THAT DICK CHENEY WOULD HAVE HAD A NICE TIME
IN NAZI GERMANY. THAT'S ALL.
HE WOULD HAVE RUBBED A COUPLE OF ELBOWS. THAT'S ALL...
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]