UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE BEFORE WORLD WAR II.

I WOULD HAVE LEFT PROBABLY ABOUT 1923.

ANY SIGN AT ALL,I WOULD'VE BEEN OUT OF THERE.

I WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE--COME HOME ONE NIGHT.

"HONEY, I WAS OVER AT THE VEINERSCHMITZEL

EATING MY SCHMICKENKASHEN, AND--

THE WAITRESS SHOT ME A FUNNY LOOK.

LET'S GO! PACK UP THE CAR! WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

- LET'S DRIVE TO THE RHINE!" - [LAUGHTER]

THE REPUBLICANS ALWAYS GET VERY UPSET

WHEN YOU COMPARE THEM TO NAZIS. AND THAT MAKES ME WANT TO DO IT

- EVEN MORE. YOU KNOW? - [LAUGHTER]

- YEAH EXACTLY.- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I LIKE TO PREACH TO THE CONVERTED. I DO BETTER.

SO WHEN I'M TALKINGTO REPUBLICANS, I JUST KIND OF--

I SLIP IT IN THE CONVERSATION. YOU KNOW? IT'S LIKE.

"HEY, DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE CONDA-NAZI-RICE

ON TV LAST NIGHT? SHE'S GREAT."

- [LAUGHTER]- WHAT? WHAT DID I SAY?

I SAID, DID YOU SEE CONDOLEEZZA REICH.

- EICHHHHH! - [LAUGHTER]

I DON'T WANT TO COMPARE THE REPUBLICANS TO NAZIS.

I'M JUST SAYING THAT DICK CHENEY WOULD HAVE HAD A NICE TIME

IN NAZI GERMANY. THAT'S ALL.

HE WOULD HAVE RUBBED A COUPLE OF ELBOWS. THAT'S ALL...

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]