Josh Blue - Josh's Right Arm

  • Season 13 , Ep 21
  • 01/11/2009
  • Views: 29,862

Josh found out that his right arm has a job as an interpreter for the deaf. (3:42)

IT'S WEIRD LIVINGWITH A DISABILITY.

ONE THING I'VE ALWAYSHAD TO DEAL WITH

IS CONDESCENDING PEOPLE.

UH, YEAH.

PEOPLE MEAN REALLY WELL.

I HAVE TO TELL YOU,THE MAJORITY OF THE TIME,

WHEN I MEET SOMEBODY, HERE'SHOW IT COMES ACROSS TO ME.

THEY'LL BE LIKE, "H-I-I-I-I-I...

"BU-U-U-DDY!

HOW...ARE...YOU?!"

I'M LIKE, "I-I-I-I-I..."

[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

"...NEED A REACH-AROUND."

[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

YEAH, THAT REALLYTHROWS THEM OFF.

"WHAT?!"

[ LAUGHTER ]

I DON'T WANT THIS RIGHT ARMTO TOUCH ME, OKAY?

YEAH, YOU DON'T KNOWWHERE IT'S BEEN.

[ LAUGHTER ]

FRANKLY, NEITHER DO I.

[ LAUGHTER ]

BEEN COMING HOME LATE,SMELLING WEIRD.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

IT ACTUALLY DOES THINGSI DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT.

EXAMPLE -- YESTERDAY,I FOUND OUT THAT IT HAS A JOB.

[ LAUGHTER ]

YEAH, IT'S AN INTERPRETERFOR THE DEAF.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ APPLAUSE ]

M-MUST BE CATCHING UP!

YEAH, I THINK IT'S SPANISH.

[ LAUGHTER ]

SEE THE ACCENT?

THERE'S A DEAF MEXICAN LADY

LAUGHING HER ASS OFFIN THE BACK, MAN.

[ LAUGHTER ]

I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSEI LEARNED ABOUT MY ARM.

UH, WHEN FLYING...

ON A PLANE...

[ LAUGHTER ]

JUST MAKING SURE, MAN.

[ LAUGHTER ]

...I'M EITHER REQUIREDTO SIT ON MY OWN HAND

THE ENTIRE FLIGHT,

OR I'M REQUIRED TO BUY THE SEATNEXT TO MINE, AS WELL.

[ LAUGHTER ]

"SORRY."

[ LAUGHTER ]

"YEAH, HE'S WORKING!"

[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

"ARE YOU MEXICAN?"

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

"I KNOW IT TICKLES."

[ LAUGHTER ]

"OH, YEAH. I'M SUREIT'S VERY ANNOYING, YEAH.

BEEN BUGGING THE [BLEEP]OUT OF ME FOR 29 YEARS!"

[ LAUGHTER ]

"YOUR TURN! GOOCHIE-GOO!"

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