Greg Fitzsimmons - Acting Out

  • Season 1 , Ep 5
  • 12/28/1998
  • Views: 3,967

When you're underage, drinking is fun. (1:24)

IN A SHOE STORE THE OTHER DAY.

SHE WAS SO BEAUTIFUL.

JUST FREE, YOU KNOW. NATURAL.

SHE WAS IN THE MIRROR

JUST, LIKE, SPINNING AROUNDAND SINGING, YOU KNOW.

AND HER MOTHER COMES OVERAND GRABS HER.

"RELAX!

"RELAX!

RELAX!"

IT WAS, LIKE, HOLY ( bleep )!

SHE'S NEVER GOING TO UNDERSTANDWHAT THAT WORD MEANS.

YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE THAT'SNOT HOW YOU SAY IT.

YOU CAN'T SAY "RELAX" LIKE THAT.

SHE'S GOING TO BE 30

AND SOME GUYWILL BE RUBBING HER SHOULDERS

GOING, "OH, BABY, RELAX."

AND SHE'LL BE LIKE,"OOH, DANGER!"

AND THAT'S WHY KIDS ACT OUT.

THAT'S WHY AS SOON AS YOU CAN

YOU JUST START DRINKING,AS A KID, YOU KNOW.

AND THAT'S WHEN IT'S FUN.

WHEN YOU'RE NOT 21,IT'S GREAT TO DRINK

BECAUSE YOU'RENOT ALLOWED TO, YOU KNOW.

YOU'RE A REBEL.YOU GOT TO, LIKE, GET FAKE I.D.

YOU GOT TO FIND A PLACETO DRINK IT.

YOU GOT TO SNEAK IN DRUNK,YOU KNOW.

AND THEN IF YOU GET AWAYWITH ALL OF THAT

YOU'RE LAYING IN BED,YOUR HEART'S POUNDING

YOU GOT VOMIT ON YOUR CHIN.

YOU'RE LIKE, "I'M A REBEL!"

AND YOU ARE. YOU'RE COOL.

BUT THEN THE DAY YOU TURN 21,THE REVOLUTION'S OVER.

I GET A LOT OF MY FRIENDS

THAT KIND OF MISSED THE TURN,YOU KNOW.

THEY'RE LIKE 32, LIVING IN THEIRPARENTS' BASEMENT

STILL WEARING THE HIGH SCHOOLFOOTBALL JACKET, DRUNK.

"I'M A REBEL!"

"NO. NOW YOU'RE AN ALCOHOLIC!"

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