Damon Wayans - White Folks' Dogs

Ahdoot, DiGiorgio, Butler, Cease Season 9, Ep 905 01/06/2006 Views: 8,345

Dogs are too picky about where they poop. (1:52)

THANK YOU.

[CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

YEAH!

THANK YOU AND WELCOME TO PREMIUM BLEND.

I WANNA GIVE SOME LOVE TO THE HARDEST WORKING BAND

IN TELEVISION, TEN G BOB.

[CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

WOO!

HAPPY TO BE HERE IN NEW YORK CITY.

I WAS WALKING AROUND TODAY, WALKING DOWN IN THE VILLAGE,

AND WHITE FOLKS IS CRAZY.

Y'ALL LOVE YOUR DOGS TOO MUCH.WHAT IS IT WITH THE DOG?

THIS DUDE HAD LIKE EIGHT DOGS, JUST WALKING DOWN THE STREET...

[LAUGHTER]

AND Y'ALL DRESS 'EM UP, BUY 'EM OUTFITS,

- TAKE 'EM TO CHURCH. - [LAUGHTER]

AND THEN YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? YOU GOT TO PICK UP AFTER THEM.

THERE'S A LAW. SEE BLACK PEOPLE DON'T PLAY THAT.

WE WILL HAVE A DOG FOR ONE DAY. AND AS SOON AS HE DO THAT,

IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT? IT WAS FUN UNTIL YOU LEFT THAT

STEAMING TURD RIGHT THERE.WE DON'T DO THAT.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

BUT I SEE WHITE FOLKSWALKING AROUND WITH LIKE

A DUFFEL BAG FULL OF TURD JUST WITH THE DOG-- HAPPY...

AND THE DOG JUST TAKE ITS TIME. YOU KNOW, THE DOG--

THAT'S TOO MUCH POWER. THE DOG BE LIKE--

[LAUGHTER]

NO, I DON'T LIKE IT OVER HERE.IT'S TOO WINDY.

- I WANNA GO OVER HERE. - [LAUGHTER]

I SAW THIS LADY SHARING HER ICE CREAM WITH THE DOG.

- OOH! - THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

'CAUSE I WAS STANDING INSIDE THE ICE CREAM SHOP

WATCHING THE DOG LICK ITS [BLEEP] FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES.

[LAUGHTER]