Fabe and Kay - Swolled-Up Wrestling Fans

Wednesday, July 6, 2016 07/06/2016 Views: 217

Inspired by WWE SummerSlam, Marcella Arguello, Matt Braunger and Ron Funches give wrestling names to A-listers. (1:19)

The WWE Summer Slamis nearly upon us

and wrestling fansacross the country

are getting all swolled up.

Wrestlers always have the bestnames, like Andre the Giant,

Sgt. Slaughter, Stone Cold,Dwayne Johnson.

So, comedians, I'm gonna showyou some folks and I want you

to tell me whattheir wrestling name should be.

First up, Wolf Blitzer, which isalready a good wrestling name.

Ron.

Skinny Colonel Sanders.

Points. Points.

Whoopi Goldberg.Matt Braunger.

Shawl and Sunglass Kick-Ass.

-All right, points. -Can I sayone that I wanted to say?

What, what?

Black Doctor Octopus.

All right, points.Points.

Next up, next up,Martin Shkreli. Martin Shkreli.

Marcella.

Man-kind Of.

All right, points.

Next up, next up, the pope.The pope. Matt Braunger.

Sweet Francis, the Fist of God.

All right, points.Sweet Francis.

Next up, next up,Dwayne Johnson. Ron.

Beyoncé for Boys.

BRAUNGER:Nice.

And then, finally, finally,

Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston.Marcella.

Ivory and Ivory.

All right, points.